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Since I'm sure your opponent won't have much on the field, this card won't force you to discard a handful but its effect only works when Normal Summoned. It's getting this bad boy out that's the hard part! Succeed and there's very little your opponent can do to stop him! It's his summoning requirements and stats that bring his rating to only 3 stars. This guy has heavy summoning requirements, pretty low stats for a level 12 monster and unlike NW, is prone to just about everything in the game! 2000 DEF and being immune to cards that steal it from you is good enough for a 3-star rating but low ATK keeps it there.
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Good thing this card was a Rare as it clearly deserved it(although a Common would've been better). Keep this card inside Kaiba decks only. I'm aware that there is an accent over the U in UR and I'm sure it's pronounced differently but since this card is so terrible I will ignore them with this message "UR not playable". At least you can Tribute the monsters or use them for something else but still this card isn't very good. A card that is beneficial for FIRE decks, especially those that run Backfire but not so great elsewhere.
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While his stats and level would bring her rating down, it's her effect that brings it back up. It will see more play if the new Spellcaster deck hits US shores. What's unfortunate is that its rarity really doesn't support its effect. It's good enough in RFG decks or elsewhere but not good enough for a higher rating. It can bring back 2 Fiend-Type monsters from your Graveyard but at a steep cost, only when Tribute Summoned with its lousy stats and the monsters it Special Summons can't attack! What hurts this card(and brings this card's rating down) is that it cannot bring back monsters who cannot be Special Summoned except by their methods. It can still bring back other monsters though.
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Another bad Super Rare card(like it hasn't happened before). You would need 18+ LIGHT monsters in your Graveyard to make her a threat and what's worse, you have to destroy 1 of your own monsters. It's a no-brainer to take this monster out! What is a hard task though is bringing out a playable monster that fits her requirements. I think UDE made a typo when translating it's name for it should say "Gladiator Beast Retarded" as it's one of the worst SCR cards out as absolutely NOTHING makes up for its SCR status. Class, what do we know about this card? "Um it's a Tuner monster" Very good, anything else? *crickets* That's right, there is nothing else good about this card!
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You could use this to take out the Revival Gift Tokens you gave your opponent but then you would also lose the monster you brought back with RG's effect. Overall not a very playable card. This card is somewhat useful in Plant decks but absolutely terrible elsewhere. He loses 1 star because he gives your opponent an extra defense for their LPs but still a good card overall. You could use the effect help to bring out Synchro monster but 2000 LPs is a pretty steep cost and since the effect can only be used once while face up, I don't really see why she? was made a SCR.
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This card's rating comes from its activation requirements and needing to be destroyed by a card effect while equipped but at least does not need to be sent to the Grave. I would run this card in the new Zombie World deck or in Zombie decks that use the Zombie World card but not anywhere else. Granted, I think this card should be used on Konami since I feel their brains need a checkup for creating this card. Terrible as once it's effect resolves, there's really nothing going for it.
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Unless for Morphtronic decks, leave this card out of your deck. It can be activated somewhat more easily than Pot of Avarice but this card can easily be stopped by Imperial Iron Wall whereas Pot cannot so use PoA instead. If the Plant-Type monster was weak and had nothing to back itself up, then this card isn't too bad but really isn't very good. Wow, first the bamboo sword was broken in half, then it became golden, and here it stands in scraps and will most likely literally become scraps of its former card self.
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At least you can use the Special Summoned Tuner monster for a Tribute and what not but giving your opponent anything is almost never a good thing. This card is terrible! Stick to Cyber Twin Dragon, who not only can take out 1 of the cards that can negate this but can also already attack twice and is a level 8 monster. If it instead negated the damage you would've taken and inflicted the damage to your opponent, this card would be better but since it doesn't, it gets 2 stars from me. It saves your monster and your LPs! However, it's still prone to Jinzo and Royal Decree.
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I'm confused, UDE, why'd you make this card when a better one(Magical Arm Shield) already exists? Use MAS instead. I bring you all an urgent message:  Do not, I repeat, do not use this card! Alone, your Synchro monster gets 1000 ATK since you need at least 2 monsters to bring it out! The reason this card's rating isn't higher is because the Synchro monster doesn't keep the boost. At least it gives your monster a nearly 100% chance of taking out the opponent's monster after all that LPs you paid but still not a great card.
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Sure you can use this card to slowly chip away at your opponent's LPs but 800 damage will take you a while to really make a mark. I suppose it's the fact that it's easy to get a Spellcaster-Type monster out to your field while your opponent has none that gave UDE a reason to make this card SR but overall this card is very situational. *Gives Konami people a dunce cap* Congrats, you all clearly are very good at making bad cards like this one. This is the very card that makes Yubel decks even more playable! It also helps out Volcanic decks that have Doomfire in them as well!