Panic

The Return of Toon World (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“I summon Toon Gemini Elf (1900/900) in Attack Mode,” said Pegasus.

“Any idiot could realize that Toon Monsters can only be summoned when Toon World is active, Pegasus,” said Kaiba.

“I wouldn’t jump to conclusions,” said Pegasus. Toon Gemini Elf has a special ability that allows her to be summoned without the need for Toon World. Though she doesn’t need Toon World to be summoned, she cannot attack the turn she is summoned like all the other Toon Monsters. I end my turn. (4)

“I sacrifice my Vorse Raider and Gemini Elf to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. Blue-Eyes, destroy his Toon Monster! Pegasus’ LPs drop to 1000. Make your move, Pegasus. (2)

“I activate Black Illusion Ritual, tributing my Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon and Red Archery Girl to summon Relinquished (0/0) in Attack Mode. Next, I use his special ability, letting me take control of one of your monsters and treating it as an Equipment Spell Card. Your Blue-Eyes is mine! Relinquished’s stats become (3000/2500). Blue-Eyes White Dragon, attack Kaiba boy directly!

“I activate Dust Tornado!” said Kaiba. This card destroys 1 Spell or Trap Card on the field. I use it to destroy my Blue-Eyes equipped to Relinquished! Blue-Eyes is destroyed and Relinquished’s stats return to (0/0).

“I set 2 cards face down and end my turn,” said Pegasus. (1)

“I use Monster Reborn to bring back my White Dragon,” said Kaiba.

“Ah, ah, Kaiba,” said Pegasus. I activate Magic Jammer! This card negates any Spell Card that is activated for the price of discarding 1 card from my hand. Monster Reborn is negated.

“Fine,” said Kaiba. I summon Luster Dragon (1900/1600) in Attack Mode. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (0)

“I use the effect of Relinquished to equip your monster to him,” said Pegasus. Relinquished’s stats become (1900/1600). Then, I summon Toon Alligator (800/1600) in Defense Mode. Toon Gemini Elf, attack his lifepoints directly!

“I activate Ring of Destruction!” said Kaiba. I destroy Relinquished! Ring of Destruction allows me to destroy 1 monster on the field and that monster’s ATK points gets subtracted from our lifepoints. Relinquished and Luster Dragon are destroyed and Kaiba’s LPs drop to 2100 while Pegasus’ LPs drop to 200. Kaiba’s LPs then drop to 200 from the attack with Toon Gemini Elf. Make your move, Kaiba boy. (2)

“My move,” said Kaiba. Stand back! I play Pot of Greed, letting me draw 2 cards. Then, I summon Lord of D. (1200/1100) in Attack Mode. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (0)

“I play Toon Table of Contents, allowing me to add a monster with “Toon” in its name from my deck to my hand. I add Toon Masked Sorcerer to my hand. Then, I summon Ryu-Ran (2200/2600) in Attack Mode by tributing Toon Alligator and Toon Gemini Elf. Now my monster, destroy his Lord of D.!

“I activate Just Desserts, reducing your LPs by 500 of each monster you control,” said Kaiba. Pegasus’ LPs drop to 0.

“Impressive, Kaiba, you beat me,” said Pegasus. As you know, I’m a man of my word. Your virus is now destroyed. Yugi and the gang spot Kaiba and Pegasus.

“It’s Kaiba,” said Yugi. What’s going on? We’ve heard that your computer had a virus.

“Never mind,” said Kaiba. The virus has been destroyed.

“Well, guess we’re out of here,” said Yugi. Come on guys. Where should we go now?

“Domino Museum, here we come!” said Joey.

The Return of Toon World (Part 1)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“I play Time Wizard (500/400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I use his special ability. I toss a coin and call heads or tails. If my guess is right, all of your monsters are destroyed. If I guess wrong, all of our monsters are destroyed and half of each of the destroyed monster’s ATK points comes out of our LPs. Tails is my guess. Come on...let it be tails! Who’s the man! It’s tails! Sanga of Thunder is destroyed and Para’s LPs drop to 0 while Dox’s Guardian of the Throne Room is destroyed and his LPs drop to 3175. Next, I switch Rocket Warrior to Attack Mode. Rocket Warrior and Time Wizard, attack Dox’s LPs! Dox’s LPs drop to 1175. That ends my turn. (0) You’re out of luck, Dox, because my buddy here is gonna take you down!

“He’s right,” said Yami. Dark Paladin, direct attack! Dox’s lifepoints drop to 0. Back in Kaiba Corp...

“Mr. Kaiba, the virus has completed 50% of its uploading,” said Roland. Who do you think would have caused this and why?

“That’s what I’m going to find out,” said Kaiba. Kaiba types on his computer. An image with Maximillion Pegasus appears. Suddenly the screen goes blank. What’s going on here?

“I’m afraid I’m guilty as charged,” said Pegasus. I thought we’d have a rematch sound good?

“Fine, but if I win, you destroy the virus you uploaded onto my computer,” said Kaiba.

“Let the show begin,” said Pegasus. I summon Gemini Elf (1900/900) in Attack Mode. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (4)

“I summon Vorse Raider (1900/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I play Tribute to the Doomed, allowing me to destroy 1 of your monsters at a cost of discarding 1 card from my hand. Say goodbye to your Gemini Elf! Gemini Elf is destroyed. Vorse Raider, attack his LPs directly!

“I activate Toon Defense!” said Pegasus. (Note: any card name highlighted 25% grey is from the Dark Beginnings 2 packs. Toon Defense is one of the newest cards in this set. Others include: Toon Table of Contents, Toon Masked Sorcerer and Toon Gemini Elf. ) If any monster on your side of the field attacks a level 4 Toon Monster on my side of the field, Toon Defense lets me redirect your attack to my LPs. Pegasus’ LPs still drop to 2100.

“That card is a continuous version of Absolute End, except that this card can only be used on level 4 Toon Monsters,” said Kaiba. I end my turn by setting 1 card face down. (2)

“I summon Toon Gemini Elf (1900/900) in Attack Mode,” said Pegasus.

“Any idiot could realize that Toon Monsters can only be summoned when Toon World is active, Pegasus,” said Kaiba.

To be continued...

The Return of the Paradox Brothers (Part 5)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“I play Premature Burial and I use it to revive Little Winguard in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Oh yeah and as a cost, I must pay 800 LPs. Joey’s LPs drop to 700. That ends my turn. (0)

“This duel is done!” said Yami. I activate Graceful Charity. I draw 3 cards, and then discard 2 from my hand. I discard my Dark Magician and Buster Blader. Next, I play Pot of Greed. Now, I draw twice. Then, I summon Skilled Dark Magician (1900/1700) in Defense Mode. Then, I play Emblem of Dragon Destroyer, allowing me to add Buster Blader from my deck or Graveyard back to my hand. Each Spell Card any of us plays gives Skilled Dark Magician another Spell Counter. That ends my turn. (0)

“Guardian of the Throne Room, destroy his Celtic Guard!” said Dox. Obnoxious Celtic Guard is destroyed. With that I end my turn. (1)

“I activate Pot of Greed, letting me draw 2 cards,” said Para. Another counter is added to Skilled Dark Magician. Then, I play Raigeki to destroy all of your pitiful monsters! Skilled Dark Magician gets a final counter.

“I tribute Skilled Dark Magician to summon Dark Magician (2500/2100) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. If Skilled Dark Magician is tributed with 3 Spell Counters, then I get to Special Summon 1 Dark Magician from my deck, hand, or Graveyard to the field. I evaded your Raigeki’s effect. Joey’s remaining tokens and Panther Warrior are destroyed.

“I must end my turn,” said Para.

“That puts me back in the driver’s seat,” said Joey. I summon Rocket Warrior (1500/1300) in Defense Mode. I’ll let my partner finish you guys off. (0)

“I play Polymerization to tribute the Buster Blader in my hand and the Dark Magician on the field to summon Dark Paladin (2900/2400) in Attack Mode. Dark Paladin, destroy his Sanga of Thunder! Sanga and Call of the Haunted are destroyed and Para’s LPs drop to 1600. That ends my turn. (0)

“We must win!” said Para. Draw the card we need!

“Indeed!” said Dox. Invigoration, not what I need. Take your turn, brother! (2)

“I play Premature Burial,” said Para. By paying 800 lifepoints, I can bring back 1 monster from my Graveyard and place it in Attack Mode. Para’s LPs drop to 800. I resurrect Sanga of Thunder. That ends my turn. (0)

“I play Time Wizard (500/400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I use his special ability. I toss a coin and call heads or tails. If my guess is right, all of your monsters are destroyed. If I guess wrong, all of our monsters are destroyed and half of each of the destroyed monster’s ATK points comes out of our LPs. Tails is my guess. Come on...let it be tails! Who’s the man! It’s tails! Sanga of Thunder is destroyed. Next, I switch Rocket Warrior to Attack Mode. Rocket Warrior and Time Wizard, attack Dox’s LPs! Dox’s LPs drop to 2000. That ends my turn. (0) You’re out of luck, Dox, because my buddy here is gonna take you down!

“He’s right,” said Yami. Dark Paladin, direct attack! Dox’s lifepoints drop to 0. Back in Kaiba Corp...

“Mr. Kaiba, the virus has completed 50% of its uploading,” said Roland. Who do you think would have caused this and why?

“That’s what I’m going to find out,” said Kaiba. Kaiba types on his computer. An image with Maximillion Pegasus appears. Suddenly the screen goes blank. What’s going on here?

“I’m afraid I’m guilty as charged,” said Pegasus. I thought we’d have a rematch sound good?

“Fine, but if I win, you destroy the virus you uploaded onto my computer,” said Kaiba.

To be continued...

The Return of the Paradox Brothers (Part 4)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“I use my own Monster Reborn to revive Jirai Gumo in Attack Mode,” said Para. Labyrinth Tank’s ATK rises to 4000. Then, I tribute your Labyrinth Tank and my Jirai Gumo to summon Sanga of Thunder (2600/2200) in Attack Mode. Sanga of Thunder, attack Joey directly!

“Joey!” said Tristan, Tea`.

“My brother!” said Serenity.

“I activate Nutrient Z!” said Joey. Whenever I’m about to take 2000 or more damage to my lifepoints, I gain 4000 additional points. Joey’s LPs rises to 4100 then drops to 1500. (Note LPs is the abbreviation I’ll use for lifepoints from now on.) I’m still in the game.

“Whew, that was close,” said Tristan.

“Too close,” said Tea`.

“I think that’s enough for now, so, I end my turn,” said Para. (0)

“I play Scapegoat,” said Joey. This card allows me to summon 4 Goat Tokens (0/0 each) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn. (0)

“My turn,” said Yami. Big Shield Gardna will protect my LPs for now. I play Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) in Defense Mode and end my turn. (0)

“It’s time for this duel to end,” said Dox.

“You must draw the Gate Guardian!” said Para.

“Take a look brother,” said Dox. Para and Dox look at Dox’s card and laugh.

“Oh no, they’ve drawn the Gate Guardian!” said Yami.

“I tribute Sanga of Thunder, Suijin and Kazajin to summon Gate Guardian (3750/3400) in Attack Mode,” said Dox. Labyrinth Tank’s ATK drops to 1600 then rises to 2400. You two are finished! Gate Guardian, destroy his Big Shield Gardna! Big Shield Gardna is destroyed. Labyrinth Tank, attack Yami directly! Yami’s lifepoints drop to 400. That shall end my turn. (0)

“Gate Guardian, attack one of the Scapegoat!” said Para as he draws his card. A Goat Token is destroyed. This duel will come to a close next turn! I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (0)

Come on, deck, Joey needs a winner...”I play Pot of Greed, allowing me to draw 2 cards from my deck,” said Joey. Then, I play Swords of Revealing Light, putting both your monsters at bay for 3 turns. Next, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (0)

“I play this,” said Yami as he drew his card. Excellent! Raigeki destroys all monsters on your sides of the field. (Note: Since this is a tag-team duel, all card effects can apply to both players unless otherwise stated.) Gate Guardian, Labyrinth Tank, Wall Shadow and United We Stand are all destroyed. That ends my turn. (0)

“You will pay for destroying our Gate Guardian!” said Dox. I summon Guardian of the Throne Room (1650/1600) in Attack Mode. That ends my turn. (0)

“I reveal my face down card, Call of the Haunted, and I use it to bring back Sanga of Thunder in Attack Mode,” said Para. That ends my turn. (1)

“I play Premature Burial and I use it to revive Little Winguard in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Oh yeah and as a cost, I must pay 800 LPs. Joey’s LPs drop to 700. That ends my turn. (0)

“This duel is done!” said Yami. I activate Graceful Charity. I draw 3 cards, and then discard 2 from my hand. I discard my Dark Magician and Buster Blader. Next, I play Pot of Greed. Now, I draw twice. Then, I summon Skilled Dark Magician (1900/1700) in Defense Mode. Then, I play Emblem of Dragon Destroyer, allowing me to add Buster Blader from my deck or Graveyard back to my hand. Each Spell Card I play gives Skilled Dark Magician another Spell Counter. That ends my turn. (0)

“Guardian of the Throne Room, destroy his Celtic Guard!” said Dox.

To be continued...

The Return of the Paradox Brothers (Part 3)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“My turn, now,” said Para. I summon another Jirai Gumo in Attack Mode. Labyrinth Tank’s ATK rises to 4800. Then, I switch Wall Shadow to Attack Mode. Jirai Gumo, attack his Winguard! I call heads again. Tails? How can that be? Para’s lifepoints drop to 1900 and Winguard is destroyed. Wall Shadow, attack Joey directly!

“Slow down there,” said Joey. I activate Skull Dice, which divides your monster’s ATK strength depending on what number I roll. A 2! Your monster loses half its strength! Wall Shadow’s ATK drops to 800 and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 100.

“You’re just delaying your demise,” said Para. I set 1 card and end my turn. (1) Wall Shadow’s ATK returns to 1600.

“Let the party continue,” said Joey. I summon Panther Warrior (2000/1600) in Defense Mode to end my turn. (0)

“Alright,” said Yami as he drew his card. I play Swift Gaia the Fierce Knight (2300/2100) in Defense Mode.

“That’s an illegal move!” said Para.

“You just broke one of the most basic rules,” said Dox. You’ll never defeat us!

“Swift Gaia can be summoned straight from my hand if he is the only card in my hand,” said Yami. With that, I end my turn. (0)

“My turn,” said Dox. I tribute my brother’s Jirai Gumo and Wall Shadow to summon Kazajin (2400/2200) in Attack Mode. Labyrinth Tank’s ATK drops to 2400 then rises to 3200. I hope you don’t mind that I tributed your monsters.

“Not at all, my brother, we now have a stronger monster out,” said Para.

“Kazajin, destroy his Fierce Knight!” said Dox.

“You’ve activated Spellbinding Circle!” said Yami. Your monster can’t attack.

“I play Remove Trap to destroy Spellbinding Circle,” said Dox. Spellbinding Circle is destroyed. That ends my turn. (1)

“Joey!” said Tristan, Tea`.

“My brother!” said Serenity.

“Whew, that was close,” said Tristan.

“Too close,” said Tea`.

“I think that’s enough for now, so, I end my turn,” said Para. (0)

“I play Scapegoat,” said Joey. This card allows me to summon 4 Goat Tokens (0/0 each) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn. (0)

“My turn,” said Yami. Big Shield Gardna will protect my LP for now. I play Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) in Defense Mode and end my turn. (0)

“It’s time for this duel to end,” said Dox.

“You must draw the Gate Guardian!” said Para.

“Take a look brother,” said Dox. Para and Dox look at Dox’s card and laugh.

“Oh no, they’ve drawn the Gate Guardian!” said Yami.

“I tribute Sanga of Thunder, Suijin and Kazajin to summon Gate Guardian (3750/3400) in Attack Mode. Labyrinth Tank’s ATK drops to 1600 then rises to 2400. You two are finished!

To be continued...

The Return of the Paradox Brothers (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“It’s my turn, again,” said Para. I play Magical Labyrinth and equip it to Labyrinth Wall. Next, I tribute my equipped Labyrinth Wall to summon Wall Shadow (1600/3000) in Defense Mode. Then, I sacrifice my monster and Dox’s monster to summon Suijin (2500/2400) in Attack Mode. Finally, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (1)

“I play Little Winguard (1400/1800) in Defense Mode,” said Joey. Next, I play Graceful Dice! This card multiplies my monster’s ATK points dependin’ on the number I roll. A 4! Jinzo gets the boost. Jinzo’s ATK rises to 9600. Then, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn. (0) Jinzo’s ATK returns to 2400.

“I play Harpie’s Feather Duster, destroying all of your Spell and Trap Cards on the field,” said Yami. Para’s Swords of Revealing Light is destroyed. Magician, destroy his Suijin!

“I don’t think so, Yami,” said Para. I use the effect of Suijin, reducing your Magician’s ATK points to 0. Para’s lifepoints remain unchanged. Your attacks are useless against us!

“I’ll end my turn,” said Yami. (0)

“My move,” said Dox. Kazajin, excellent. With Suijin already on the field and Sanga of Thunder in my brother’s hand the Gate Guardian will return in no time. I play United We Stand, boosting my monster’s ATK and DEF by 800 for each monster we control. Labyrinth Tank’s stats rise to 4000. Labyrinth Tank, destroy his Magician of Black Chaos! Black Chaos is destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 2800. Now, I let my brother take his turn. (2)

“Thank you, my brother,” said Para. I summon Jirai Gumo (2200/100) in Attack Mode.

“My Labyrinth Tank gains an additional 800 ATK and DEF points,” said Dox. Labyrinth Tank’s stats rise to 4800. Jirai Gumo, destroy his Winguard! I call heads for Gumo’s effect. Look’s like it’s heads. Little Winguard is destroyed.

“According to our calculations, we’re ahead in this duel,” said Dox.

“I set 1 card face down and end my turn,” said Para.

“Check this out!” said Joey as he draws his card. Yes! I play Monster Reborn to revive Little Winguard in Defense Mode. Jinzo, destroy his Jirai Gumo! Jirai Gumo is destroyed and Para’s lifepoints drop to 3800 and Labyrinth Tank’s ATK drops to 4000. That ends my turn. (0)

“Back to me,” said Yami. I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn. (0)

“It’s my move,” said Dox. I place 1 card face down. Labyrinth Tank, destroy his Jinzo! Jinzo is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 900. That ends my turn. (2)

“You’re just delaying your demise,” said Para. I set 1 card and end my turn. (1) Wall Shadow’s ATK returns to 1600.

“Let the party continue,” said Joey. I summon Panther Warrior (2000/1600) in Defense Mode to end my turn. (0)

“Alright,” said Yami as he drew his card. I play Swift Gaia the Fierce Knight (2300/2100) in Attack Mode.

“That’s an illegal move!” said Para.

“You just broke one of the most basic rules,” said Dox. You’ll never defeat us!

To be continued...

The Return of the Paradox Brothers (Part 1)

“It seems like things are getting to be more normal around here,” said Yugi. To Yami.

“I have a feeling that the worst is yet to come,” said Yami. On the rooftop of Domino Museum, Para and Dox see Yugi and the gang.

“Ready?” asked Para.

“Indeed,” said Dox. They jump down in front of them.

“It’s Para and Dox,” said Joey. Yugi activates the Millennium Puzzle and becomes Yami.

“What are you guys doing here?” asked Yami.

“You have asked a good question, for which we have an answer,” said Para.

“It is time for a rematch to occur,” said Dox. If one duelist loses, the other loses as well.

“Very well,” said Yami. Ready to takes them down, Joey?

“You bet, Yugi,” said Joey.

“Let us start with my brother,” said Dox.

“I summon Giga-Tech Wolf (1200/1400) in Defense Mode,” said Para. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (4)

“Alright, I’ll take it from here,” said Joey. I summon Axe Rader (1700/1150) in Attack Mode. I think I’ll let my partner take over to complete my turn. (5)

“I summon Kuriboh (300/200) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. That ends my turn. (5)

“Ha, ha, ha, your monsters are useless compared to ours,” said Para. Don’t you think, my brother?

“Yes, they will be devoured,” said Dox. I summon Cannon Soldier (1400/1300) in Attack Mode. Next, I play Polymerization to combine our monsters, forming Labyrinth Tank (2400/2400) in Attack Mode. Labyrinth Tank, destroy his Axe Raider! Axe Raider is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 3300. That shall end my turn. (4)

“Back to me,” said Para. I play Swords of Revealing Light! Now, any monsters you two control cannot attack for 3 turns. You see, our decks were designed to work as a team. That ends my turn. (4)

“I play Premature Burial,” said Joey. All I have to do is give up 800 lifepoints and I can resurrect 1 monster from my Graveyard and place it in Attack Mode. Joey’s lifepoints drop to 2500. Welcome back, Axe Raider! Next, I tribute him to summon Jinzo (2400/1500) in Attack Mode. Then, I set this card face down and end my turn. (3)

“I play Dark Magic Ritual, sacrificing my Magnet Warriors in my hand, allowing me to summon Magician of Black Chaos (2800/2600) in Attack Mode. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (0)

“My turn,” said Dox. I play Cost Down, now, all monsters in my hand get their level reduced by 2. Then, I summon Labyrinth Wall (0/3000) in Defense Mode. That shall end my turn. (3)

“I play Harpie’s Feather Duster, destroying all of your Spell and Trap Cards on the field,” said Yami. Para’s Swords of Revealing Light is destroyed. Magician, destroy his Suijin!

“I don’t think so, Yami,” said Para. I use the effect of Suijin, reducing your Magician’s ATK points to 0. Para’s lifepoints remain unchanged. Your attacks are useless against us!

To be continued...

Panic’s Revenge (Part 4)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“I play Harpie’s Feather Duster, destroying all Spell and Trap Cards on your side of the field. Yellow Luster Shield, Gravity Bind and Level Limit Area-B are all destroyed. Then, I switch Chaos Sorcerer to Attack Mode. Chaos Sorcerer, destroy his Barox! Barox is destroyed and Panic’s lifepoints drop to 1080. Make your move, Panic. (0)

“No one destroys my monsters and gets away with it!” said Panic. I summon Giant Soldier of Stone (1300/2000) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“My move, now,” said Yami. The Sorcerer of Dark Magic! Now, all I need is Dark Magician and 2 monsters to sacrifice and I can summon it. “Sorcerer, destroy his Giant Soldier! Giant Soldier is destroyed. That ends my turn. (1)

“I summon Mystical Elf (800/2000) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. On my next turn, I will eliminate you! I end my turn. (0)

“I draw,” said Yami. I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn. (1)

“I summon the monster known only as Gear Golem the Moving Fortress (800/2200) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. Now I have 2 defenses and all you have is a pathetic Celtic Guard. I end my turn. (0) With defenses that weak, defeating you is simple, Yugi! Panic laughs.

“I draw,” said Yami. This better be the card I need! I can’t let Panic win! Yami smiles. I play Card of Sanctity! This card lets us draw from our decks until our hands contain 6 cards. Next, I activate Change of Heart to take control of your Moving Fortress. Then, I sacrifice my Celtic Guard and your Gear Golem to summon Dark Magician (3000/1700) in Attack Mode. I’m not done yet, I tribute my Dark Magician and Chaos Sorcerer to summon Sorcerer of Dark Magic (3700/2400) in Attack Mode. Sorcerer, destroy his Mystical Elf! Mystical Elf is destroyed. Next, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn. (3) Your next turn will be your last!

“You’re bluffing!” said Panic. I also set 2 cards face down. Then, I summon Stone Statue of the Aztecs (300/2000) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn. (4)

“I play Soul Exchange to sacrifice your Stone Statue in place of one of my own monsters,” said Yami.

“I activate Magic Jammer!” said Panic. By discarding 1 card, your Soul Exchange is negated. Magic Jammer is destroyed. What’s going on?

“My Sorcerer has the ability to negate a Trap Card’s activation and destroy it,” explained Yami. So, I use Soul Exchange to sacrifice your remaining monster to summon Dark Magician Girl (2800/1300) in Attack Mode.

“Your monster’s ATK strength should be 2500 not 2800,” said Panic.

“True, on a normal circumstance, you’re right Panic, but Dark Magician Girl gains an additional 300 ATK points for each Dark Magician in either of our Graveyards,” said Yami. Soul Exchange also prevents me from attacking this turn, so it’s your move. (2)

“I play D.D. Trainer (600/1600) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. That ends my turn. (4)

“Seems like it is you who’s panicking,” said Yami. Dark Magician Girl, destroy D.D Trainer! D.D. is destroyed. Sorcerer of Dark Magic, wipe out the rest of his lifepoints! Panic’s lifepoints drop to 0. Back at Kaiba Corp...

“Sir, take a look at your computer!” said Roland, 1 of Kaiba’s associates.

“What is it?” asked Kaiba.

“It appears it has a virus, sir,” said Roland.

“That’s impossible!” said Kaiba. My computer is hooked with the best antivirus software around! Kaiba looks at his computer screen.

“How did a virus get in?” asked Kaiba. At an unknown location...

“Looks like ze virus is uploading perfectly,” said Zigfried. (Note: On the show, Zigfried is the new villain for season 5, Grand Championship and he has a German accent.)

Panic’s Revenge (Part 3)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“I activate Polymerization to fuse my 3 Knights together,” said Yami.

“Impossible, there’s no such fusion monster!” said Panic.

“Take a closer look, Panic,” said Yami. I summon Arcana Knight Joker (3800/2800) in Attack Mode. (Note: Arcana Knight Joker is a promo for the recently released Japanese Limited Edition 8 pack.)

“Ha, ha, you may have summoned a powerful monster, Yugi, but my Gravity Bind is still in play, which means he can’t attack,” said Panic.

“I’ll end my turn,” said Yami. (0)

“I summon Frenzied Panda (1000/1300) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. Now, let’s see what you’ve got. (0)

“I set 1 card face down and end my turn,” said Yami. (0)

“I use Polymerization to combine my 2 monsters to form Barox (1880/1430) in Attack Mode,” said Panic. (Note: Barox is from the Japanese Volume 3 booster series.)

“Barox? I’ve never seen that monster before,” said Yami. Nonetheless, it poses no threat to me.

“That’s enough damage for now,” said Panic. (0)

“I use Call of the Haunted to revive Dai Grepher in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Next, I tribute Dai Grepher to summon Catapult Turtle (1000/2000) in Defense Mode. Call of the Haunted is destroyed. It’s over for you Panic! I tribute my Summoned Skull to use the effect of Catapult Turtle, now, half of my monster’s ATK points get deducted from your lifepoints, Panic. Panic’s lifepoints drop to 2000. That ends my turn. (0)

“My move,” said Panic. Ah, perfect. I play Raigeki, destroying all of your monsters, Yugi. Catapult Turtle and Arcana Knight are destroyed. You have no monsters to hide behind! I’d say right now you’re the one beginning to panic. With that move, I end my turn. (0)

I need a monster to defend my lifepoints! Heart of the Cards, guide me... Chaos Sorcerer, great! “I remove my Catapult Turtle and my Arcana Knight Joker from the game to summon Chaos Sorcerer (2800/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. That ends my turn. (0)

“I play Level Limit Area-B!” said Panic. Now, all monsters on the field are switched to Defense Mode and that includes the ones summoned. The monsters cannot be switched back to Attack Mode as long as it’s in play. This is what I call the ultimate defense! Make your move! (0)

“No one destroys my monsters and gets away with it!” said Panic. I summon Giant Soldier of Stone (1300/2000) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“I summon Mystical Elf (800/2000) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. On my next turn, I will eliminate you! I end my turn. (0)

“I draw,” said Yami. I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn. (1)

To be continued...