Weevil

Weevil’s Bug Onslaught (Part 1)

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“All right, let’s duel!” said Yugi, activating the Millennium Puzzle and transforming into Yami.

“I’ll start off with Jirai Gumo (2200/100) in Attack Mode,” said Weevil. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (4)

“I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Next, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn. (3)

“I set 1 monster in Defense Mode,” said Weevil. Then, I reveal my face down card, DNA Surgery, allowing me to change all monsters to Insect Monsters. Next, I play my Insect Barrier, blocking all of your insect attacks. I’ve just created the ultimate defense against your attacks. Weevil laughs. That ends my turn. (3)

“I sacrifice my Celtic Guard to summon Archfiend of Gilfer (2200/2500) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I reveal my face down card, Dust Tornado, which destroys 1 Spell or Trap Card on the field. Say goodbye to your DNA Surgery! DNA is destroyed. Next, I shall activate Swords of Revealing Light, preventing you from attacking me or my monsters for the next 3 turns and reveals all of your hidden monsters and activates their flip effects if any. That ends my turn. (1) The face down 4-Starred Ladybug of Doom (500/1200) is revealed. There are no 4-star monsters on Yami’s field, so its effect is negated.

“I activate Forest, boosting the ATK and DEF of all Insect, Plant, Beast and Beast-Warrior Monsters by 200 points. Jirai Gumo’s stats become (2500/400) That ends my turn. (3)

“I summon Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Then, I play the Spell Card Pot of Greed, letting me draw twice. Next, I use Monster Reborn to revive Obnoxious Celtic Guard in Defense Mode. Then, I reveal, my other face down card, Mystical Space Typhoon. This card destroys 1 Spell or Trap on the field. Your Insect Barrier is destroyed! Insect Barrier is destroyed. Then, I activate my final Spell Card, Raigeki! Now, every monster on your side of the field is destroyed. Jirai Gumo and Weevil’s mystery monster are destroyed. Archfiend of Gilfer, attack his lifepoints directly! Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 1800. That ends my turn. (0)

“Not bad,” said Weevil. I activate my Dark Hole Spell Card, obliterating all monsters on the field. Yami’s Big Shield Gardna and Archfiend of Gilfer are both destroyed. Next, I summon Flying Kamakiri #2 (1500/800) in Attack Mode. Next, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn. (0)

“I summon King’s Knight (1600/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Now my knight, destroy his monster!

“Hee hee, you fell right into my trap,” said Weevil. I activate Mirror Force! This trap destroys all of your monsters in Attack Mode. King’s Knight is destroyed.

“I end my turn,” said Yami.

“I summon Pinch Hopper (1000/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Weevil. Flying Kamakiri, attack his lifepoints directly! Yami’s lifepoints drop to 2500. Now it’s your turn, Pinch Hopper, direct attack! Yami’s lifepoints drop to 1500. That ends my turn. (0) Swords of Revealing Light is destroyed by its effect.

“Very well,” said Yami. I summon Mystical Elf (800/2000) in Defense Mode and end my turn. (0)

“Someone’s running out of moves,” said Weevil. I sacrifice my Flying Kamakiri and my Pinch Hopper to summon Insect Queen (2200/2400) in Attack Mode. That ends my turn. (0)

“I sacrifice my Elf to summon Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Skull, destroy his Insect Queen!

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Weevil’s Bug Onslaught (Part 2)

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“Hee hee, you fell right into my trap,” said Weevil. I activate Mirror Force! This trap destroys all of your monsters in Attack Mode. King’s Knight is destroyed.

“I end my turn,” said Yami.

“Very well,” said Yami. I summon Mystical Elf (800/2000) in Defense Mode and end my turn. (0)

“Someone’s running out of moves,” said Weevil. I sacrifice my Flying Kamakiri and my Pinch Hopper to summon Insect Queen (2200/2400) in Attack Mode. That ends my turn. (0)

“I sacrifice my Elf to summon Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Skull, destroy his Insect Queen!

“You’re not getting away that easily, Pharaoh,” said Weevil. I activate another DNA Surgery, making all monsters on the field Insect Monsters.

“That doesn’t matter because you don’t have Insect Barrier in play,” said Yami. Summoned Skull, attack! Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 2800. What’s going on? Why did your monster’s ATK points increase?

“Insect Queen gains 200 ATK points for each Insect Monster on the field,” said Weevil. Insect Queen remains on the field and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 1200. I’ll end my turn. (0)

“I don’t need Insect Barrier to boost my Queen,” said Weevil. I summon Leghul (300/350) in Attack Mode. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 3000. Leghul, attack his lifepoints directly! Yami’s lifepoints drop to 900. Leghul is allowed to attack you directly, even if you have monsters on the field. Next, I sacrifice my Leghul so my Queen can attack. Insect Queen’s ATK drops to 2800. Insect Queen, destroy his Summoned Skull! Summoned Skull is destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 600. To end my turn, I summon an Insect Token (100/100) in Attack Mode. Insect Queen’s ATK again rises to 2800.

“My move,” said Yami. Card of Sanctity is just what I need! I activate Card of Sanctity, allowing us to draw from our decks until we hold 6 cards in our hands. Next, I summon Queen’s Knight (1500/1600) in Defense Mode. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 3000. Then, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn. (4)

“I set 1 monster in Defense Mode,” said Weevil. Then, I sacrifice my Insect Token so Insect Queen can attack. Go my lovely Queen, destroy his Mystical Elf!

“I activate Spellbinding Circle!” said Yami. Your monster cannot attack as long as it is equipped to my Trap Card.

“I activate Trap Jammer, which negates any Trap Card used during battle,” said Weevil. Spellbinding Circle is negated and Mystical Elf is destroyed. I end my turn by summoning another Insect Token (100/100) in Attack Mode. (5)

“My move,” said Yami. I must protect my lifepoints, so I need a Monster Card. Come on, Heart of the Cards...Yami smiles. I activate Card Destruction, forcing both of us to discard our hands and draw the same cards we threw out from our decks. Then, I activate Change of Heart to take control of Insect Queen. Insect Queen, attack!

“Ah, ah, you must offer a monster on your field as a tribute first,” said Weevil.

“I’m aware of that, Weevil, that’s why I plan to offer Insect Queen as a tribute,” said Yami. I’m about to put an end to your Queen! This duel’s over, Weevil!

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Weevil’s Bug Onslaught (Part 3)

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“I set 1 monster in Defense Mode,” said Weevil. Then, I sacrifice my Insect Token so Insect Queen can attack. Go my lovely Queen, destroy his Mystical Elf!

“I activate Spellbinding Circle!” said Yami. Your monster cannot attack as long as it is equipped to my Trap Card.

“Ah, ah, you must offer a monster on your field as a tribute first,” said Weevil.

“I’m aware of that, Weevil, that’s why I plan to offer Insect Queen as a tribute,” said Yami. I’m about to put an end to your Queen! This duel’s over, Weevil! I offer Insect Queen, now!

“You wouldn’t!” said Weevil.

“I just did,” said Yami. Insect Queen vanishes from the field. Next, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (3)

“I’m not going to let you defeat me again!” said Weevil. I summon Cocoon of Evolution (0/2000) in Defense Mode. Then, I activate Monster Reborn to revive a monster you sent to my Graveyard using Card Destruction, Petit Moth (300/200) in Defense Mode. Next, I equip my Moth with Cocoon of Evolution. On my 6^th turn, I get to summon the ultimate monster. Finally, I switch my token to Defense Mode and set 1 card face down and end my turn. (3)

“I reveal my face down card, Call of the Haunted, allowing me to resurrect 1 monster from my Graveyard to the field in Attack Position. I revive King’s Knight and since he and Queen’s Knight are both in play, I get to summon Jack’s Knight (1900/1000) to the field. King’s Knight, destroy his Petit Moth!

“I activate Negate Attack!” said Weevil. Like the name suggests, it negates your attacks on my monsters this turn. Looks like your attempt to prevent me from summoning my Ultimate Great Moth has failed!

“I end my turn,” said Yami. (3)

“Just 5 turns to go,” said Weevil. I set 1 monster in Defense Mode. Once he attacks my Parasite Paracide, he’s finished! That ends my turn. (3)

“I activate Black Luster Ritual, sacrificing 2 level-4 monsters from my hand to summon the Black Luster Soldier (3000/2500) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I shall end my turn. (0)

“I reveal my face down monster, Parasite Paracide (500/300)!” said Weevil. Now for the fun part, shuffle this card face up into your deck. Once drawn from you deck, it is summoned to your field in Defense Mode and you lose 1000 lifepoints! Plus, all monsters you control become insects. That’s not all, there are only 4 turns until my Petit Moth hatches. Next, I activate Jade Insect Whistle. You must now select 1 Insect-Type Monster from your deck, shuffle the deck and finally, place that card on the top of your deck, though you only have 1. On your next turn, I win!

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Weevil’s Bug Onslaught (Part 4)

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“Just 5 turns to go,” said Weevil. I set 1 monster in Defense Mode. Once he attacks my Parasite Paracide, he’s finished! That ends my turn. (3)

“I activate Black Luster Ritual, sacrificing 2 level-4 monsters from my hand to summon the Black Luster Soldier (3000/2500) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I shall end my turn. (0)

“Don’t count on it,” said Yami.

“What are you talking about?” asked Weevil.

“I activate Magic Jammer! This card negates the activation of your Jade Insect Whistle and destroys your card, all I have to do in exchange, is send 1 card to my Graveyard from my hand,” said Yami. Jade Insect Whistle is destroyed.

“I end my turn,” said Weevil. (3)

“I also set 1 monster in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Black Luster Solder, attack his Petit Moth! Petit Moth and Cocoon of Evolution are destroyed. That ends my turn. (0)

“I summon Insect Soldiers of the Sky (1000/800) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Then, I activate Raigeki, destroying all monsters on your side of the field. Black Luster Soldier, Jack’s King’s Queen’s Knight and Yami’s mystery monster are all destroyed. Then, I pay 800 lifepoints to activate my Premature Burial. Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 1000. I revive Insect Queen! Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 2800 for the 3 Insect Monsters on the field. I won’t attack this turn. Why defeat you now? Make your move, Yugi! (2)

“My move,” said Yami. Next, I summon the Chaos Sorcerer, but first, I must remove 1 LIGHT and 1 DARK attribute monsters from my Graveyard. I remove my Mystical Elf and Summoned Skull from the game to call forth this creature, Chaos Sorcerer (2300/2000) in Attack Mode. Next, I activate his special ability, allowing me to remove any monster on the field from the game, however, my monster cannot attack this turn. I remove Insect Queen from play! Insect Queen disappears and Premature Burial is destroyed. That shall end my turn. (0)

“It’s my move,” said Weevil. I activate Multiplication of Ants, allowing me to tribute 1 Insect-Type Monster on my side of the field and summon 2 Army Ant Tokens (500/1200 each) in Defense Mode, 2 monsters for the price of 1! Next, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (1)

Heart of the Cards, guide me...If I don’t draw a good card now, Weevil wins the duel. Just what I need! Yami smiles. It seems that I have drawn just what I need to defeat you, Weevil.

“Impossible!” said Weevil.

“Oh it’s quite possible,” said Yami. I summon Swift Gaia the Fierce Knight (2300/2100) in Attack Mode.

“What? How could you summon a monster that strong without a sacrifice?” asked Weevil.

“Thanks to Swift Gaia’s special ability, I can summon him if he’s the only card that exists in my hand,” said Yami. Sorcerer, destroy his Soldiers of the Sky! Insect Soldiers is destroyed. Now it’s your turn, my Knight, destroy his Pinch Hopper! Pinch Hopper is destroyed. Make your last move, Weevil. (0)

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Weevil’s Bug Onslaught (Part 5)

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Heart of the Cards, guide me...If I don’t draw a good card now, Weevil wins the duel. Just what I need! Yami smiles. It seems that I have drawn just what I need to defeat you, Weevil.

“Impossible!” said Weevil.

“Oh it’s quite possible,” said Yami. I summon Swift Gaia the Fierce Knight (2300/2100) in Attack Mode.

“What? How could you summon a monster that strong without a sacrifice?” asked Weevil.

“Very well,” said Weevil. I summon Insect Knight (1900/1500) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“My move,” said Yami. Celtic Guardian, great! I summon Celtic Guardian (1400/1200) in Attack Mode. Sorcerer, destroy his Army Token! An Army Token is destroyed. Destroy the other token, Celtic Guardian! The last token is destroyed. Swift Gaia, destroy his last line of defense! Insect Knight is destroyed. It’s your move, Weevil.

“I summon Cockroach Knight (800/900) in Defense Mode,” said Weevil. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (0)

“Celtic Guardian, destroy his Cockroach Knight” said Yami. Cockroach Knight is destroyed. Swift Gaia, attack his Insect Token!

“I activate Call of the Haunted to revive Insect Knight in Attack Mode,” said Weevil. The token is still destroyed.

“I use the effect of Chaos Sorcerer to remove Insect Knight from the game,” said Yami. Call of the Haunted is destroyed and Insect Knight disappears from the field. That ends my turn. This is your last chance, Weevil. (1)

“My move,” said Weevil. I summon Cockroach Knight again in Defense Mode.

“But how?” asked Yami.

“When Cockroach Knight is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard, it returns to the top of my deck,” said Weevil. That ends my turn.

“This duel is done,” said Yami. Chaos Sorcerer, destroy his Cockroach Knight! Cockroach Knight is again destroyed. Swift Gaia, direct attack! Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 0.

“Wheeler, now it’s time that my dinos and I demolish you!” said Rex.

“Fine,” said Joey.

“I’ll start this rampage,” said Rex. I summon Two-Headed King Rex (1600/1200) in Attack Mode. Then, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn. (3)

“Time to start this show with Rocket Warrior (1500/1300) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I set this number face down and end my turn. (4)

“I summon Gilasaurus (1400/400) in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Then, I tribute both of my monsters for Black Tyranno (2600/1800) in Attack Mode.

“What? How could ya summon 2 monsters at once? asked Joey.

“Easy,” said Rex. I treated Gilasaurus as a Special Summon, allowing you to Special Summon 1 monster from your Graveyard, but you have none. My dinos will crush you!

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Smash or be Smashed-Rex vs. Joey (Part 1)

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“This duel is done,” said Yami. Chaos Sorcerer, destroy his Cockroach Knight! Cockroach Knight is again destroyed. Swift Gaia, direct attack! Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 0.

“Wheeler, now it’s time that my dinos and I demolish you!” said Rex.

“Fine,” said Joey.

“I’ll start this rampage,” said Rex. I summon Two-Headed King Rex (1600/1200) in Attack Mode. Then, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn. (3)

“Time to start this show with Rocket Warrior (1500/1300) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I set this number face down and end my turn. (4)

“I summon Gilasaurus (1400/400) in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Then, I tribute both of my monsters for Black Tyranno (2600/1800) in Attack Mode.

“What? How could ya summon 2 monsters at once? asked Joey.

“Easy,” said Rex. I treated Gilasaurus as a Special Summon, allowing you to Special Summon 1 monster from your Graveyard, but you have none. My dinos will crush you! Two-Headed King Rex, demolish his Rocket Warrior!

“Nice try, but, I activate Magic Arm Shield!” said Joey. This card allows me to select 1 monster on your side of the field other than the attacking monster and use it as a shield, redirecting your attack to the selected monster. Your Tyranno is now the target of your attack. Rex’s lifepoints drop to 3000.

“I set 1 card face down and end my turn,” said Rex. (3)

“I summon Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Rex laughs.

“Only an amateur like you would break the most basic rule of Duel Monsters,” said Rex.

“Next, I activate Graceful Dice!” said Joey. This card multiplies my monster’s ATK points dependin’ on what number I roll until the end of the turn. (Note: this card’s effect is the anime effect.) I 4, my monster’s ATK points quadruple! Gearfried’s ATK points rise to 7200. Gearfried, destroy his Black Tyranno!

“I activate Negate Attack!” said Rex. This card negates all of your attacks for this turn.

“I’ll place 1 card face down and end my turn,” said Joey. (1) Gearfried’s ATK returns to 1800.

“I summon another Gilasaurus (1400/400) in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Now, since I treated this card as a Special Summon, you may Special Summon a monster from your Graveyard, but you still have none. Black Tyranno, destroy his Iron Knight!

“I activate my Skull Dice Trap Card,” said Joey. This little number reduces your monster’s ATK depending on my die result. What? A 1? Aw man! Black Tyranno’s ATK remains unchanged.

“Ha, ha, ha, what a rookie!” said Rex. Black Tyranno, destroy his puny Gearfried! Gearfried is destroyed and Joeys’ lifepoints drop to 3200. Next, I summon Balloon Lizard (500/1900) in Attack Mode. Then, I activate Ultra Evolution Pill, allowing me to tribute any Reptile Monster on my side of the field and Special Summon a Dinosaur Monster from my hand. I summon Dark Driceratops (2400/1500) in Attack Mode. That ends my turn. (0)

“I use Pot of Greed to draw 2 cards from my deck,” said Joey. Then, I activate Release Restraint to tribute my Iron Knight to summon Gearfried the Swordmaster (2600/2200) in Attack Mode. Gearfried, destroy his Dark Driceratops! Dark Driceratops is destroyed and Rex’s lifepoints drop to 2800. That ends my turn. (1)

“My turn, Wheeler,” said Rex. All right! Pot of Greed lets me draw twice. Then, I summon Hyper Hammerhead (1500/1200) in Attack Mode. This is just the beginning!

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Smash or be Smashed-Rex vs. Joey (Part 2)

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“I activate my Skull Dice Trap Card,” said Joey. This little number reduces your monster’s ATK depending on my die result. What? A 1? Aw man! Black Tyranno’s ATK remains unchanged.

“Ha, ha, ha, what a rookie!” said Rex. Black Tyranno, destroy his puny Gearfried! Gearfried is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 3200. Next, I summon Balloon Lizard (500/1900) in Attack Mode. Then, I activate Ultra Evolution Pill, allowing me to tribute any Reptile Monster on my side of the field and Special Summon a Dinosaur Monster from my hand. I summon Dark Driceratops (2400/1500) in Attack Mode. That ends my turn. (0)

“My turn, Wheeler,” said Rex. All right! Pot of Greed lets me draw twice. Then, I summon Hyper Hammerhead (1500/1200) in Attack Mode. This is just the beginning! Hyper Hammerhead, attack his Swordmaster!

What’s he thinkin’ attacking me with a monster that is clearly stronger than his? Gearfried remains on the field and Rex’s lifepoints drop to 1700. Gearfried the Swordmaster disappears from the field. “Say WHAT? Why did my monster disappear?” asked Joey.

“Let me explain, Wheeler,” said Rex. If my monster attacks one of your monsters and your monster isn’t destroyed during battle, the card goes back to your hand after Damage Calculation. Make your move, Wheeler. (1)

“I summon Panther Warrior (2000/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I play Scapegoat, summoning 4 Goat Tokens (0/0 each) in Defense Mode. Next, I sacrifice 1 token so Panther can attack. Destroy his Hyper Hammerhead! Hyper Hammerhead is destroyed and Rex’s lifepoints drop to 1200. That ends my turn. (0)

“I use Monster Reborn to resurrect Black Tyranno in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Then, I summon Tyranno Infinity (?/0) in Defense Mode. In case your wondering, his ATK points depend on how my Dinos I have out of play and that result gets multiplied by 1000. Black Tyranno, stomp his Panther Warrior! Panther Warrior is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 2200. That ends my turn. (0)

“My move, look out!” said Joey. So much for that card. I end my turn. (1)

“I sacrifice my Tyranno Infinity to summon Giga-Gagagigo (2450/1500) in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Gagagigo, destroy 1 of his Scapegoats! The token is destroyed. Black Tyranno, destroy his token, now! Another token is destroyed. That ends my turn. (0)

It’s my turn now,” said Joey. Not exactly what I call great. I summon Alligator’s Sword (1500/1200) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn. (1)

“The demolition continues, Wheeler,” said Rex. I summon Uraby (1500/800) in Attack Mode. Gagagigo, destroy his third token! The token is destroyed. Uraby, destroy his Alligator’s Sword! Alligator’s Sword is destroyed. Black Tyranno, destroy his last token and his last line of defense! Joey’s last Scapegoat token is destroyed. On my next turn, I win! I end my turn. (0)

Come on deck, Joey needs a winner... “Yeah, alright!” said Joey. I activate Raigeki! This card destroys all monsters you control, Rex. Gagagigo, Uraby and Black Tyranno are destroyed. That ends my turn. (0) Let’s see ya get your way outta that, Rex.

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Smash or be Smashed-Rex vs. Joey (Part 3)

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“My move, look out!” said Joey. So much for that card. I end my turn. (1)

It’s my turn now,” said Joey. Not exactly what I call great. I summon Alligator’s Sword (1500/1200) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn. (1)

“A rookie like you could never beat me, Wheeler, and I’m about to prove it!” said Rex. I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (0)

“I summon Time Wizard (500/400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey.

“I activate Call of the Haunted to revive Black Tyranno in Attack Mode,” said Rex.

“Anyway, I activate the effect of Time Wizard,” said Joey. I toss a coin and call heads or tails. If I guess right, all of your monsters are destroyed. If I guess wrong, my monsters are destroyed and half of each of their ATK points is subtracted from my lifepoints. I’m calling tails! Tails it is!

“No!” wailed Rex. Black Tyranno and Call of the Haunted are destroyed.

“Time Wizard, attack his lifepoints directly!” said Joey. Rex’s lifepoints drop to 1200. Let’s see ya beat that! I end my turn. (0)

“I summon Mammoth Graveyard (1200/800) in Defense Mode,” said Rex. That’s all. (0)

“I summon Baby Dragon (1200/700) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Next, I use the effect of Time Wizard by calling Heads! He shoots, he scores! Mammoth Graveyard is destroyed. Then, I use Polymerization to tribute my Baby Dragon and my Time Wizard to summon Thousand Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode. Thousand Dragon, end this duel! Rex’s lifepoints drop to 0.

“Wait until the next time we meat, Wheeler, you’ll get stomped!” said Rex. Suddenly, Yugi and the gang see Kaiba.

“It’s Kaiba,” said Tea`.

“Well, well, geek fest rages on,” said Kaiba. Yugi activates the Millennium Puzzle and becomes Yami.

“Kaiba!” said Yami. Stop insulting my friends!

“Only geeks have friends, Yugi,” said Kaiba.

“That does it!” said Joey. Now I’m angry. Take me on, rich boy!

“Wheeler, do us all a favor and stop embarrassing yourself,” said Kaiba. It doesn’t matter how many times you challenge me because I’ll always win.

“That’s not true, Kaiba,” said Yami. Those who trust in the Heart of the Cards always prevail.

“Nonsense,” said Kaiba.

“We may be rivals, Kaiba, but deep in your heart you know that as well as I do,” said Yami.

“I’m sick of hearing your Heart of the Cards speech, Yugi,” said Kaiba. I’m out of here. Let’s go Mokuba. Elsewhere in Battle City...

Finally, it’s time that I, Panic, eliminate Yugi Muto once and for all!

Panic’s Revenge (Part 1)

“Who’s that guy?” asked Joey. Suddenly, Mai shows up.

“It’s him, Panic,” said Mai.

“What’s he doing here?” asked Yugi.

“Yes, it is I, Panic, the eliminator from Duelist Kingdom,” said Panic.

“I remember him,” said Mai.

Flashback (begin)

Panic: Bye bye birdie

Yugi: You’re out, Mai?

Mai: I am and if you don’t get out of here, he’s going to do to you what he did to me. He’s one of the Eliminators on the island.

Yugi: Eliminators?

Panic: That’s right, just as Pegasus pays me to.

Flashback (end)

“Ah, the King of Games, Yugi Muto,” said Panic. It’s time to be eliminated from this tournament. Yugi activates the Millennium Puzzle and Yami takes his place.

“The only one who’s going to be eliminated is you, Panic,” said Yami

“So, let’s duel!” said Panic. I’ll start with Battle Footballer (1000/2100) in Defense Mode. Then, I play my Yellow Luster Shield, raising the DEF of all monsters on the field by 300. Battle Footballer’s DEF rises to 2400. Make your move, Yugi. (4)

“I summon Warrior Dai Grepher (1700/1900) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. (Note: As long as Yellow Luster Shield is on Panic’s field, I will show monster’s stats with 300 additional DEF points. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (3)

“I tribute Battle Footballer for Millennium Shield (0/3300) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. Let’s see you destroy this! (4)

“Very well,” said Yami. I sacrifice Warrior Dai Grepher to summon Summoned Skull (2500/1500) in Attack Mode. Next, I boost his ATK points by 1000 by giving him the Axe of Despair! Summoned Skull’s ATK rises to 3500. Summoned Skull, destroy his Millennium Shield! Millennium Shield is destroyed. That ends my turn. (2)

“I set 1 card face down and summon Soul Tiger (0/2400) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. Now let’s see the King of Games get out of this! (2)

“I will,” said Yami. I play Mystic Plasma Zone! Chorus of Sanctuary is destroyed because a player can only have 1 Field Spell on the field. This card adds 500 ATK points to all DARK attribute monsters but lowers their DEF points by 400. Summoned Skull’s stats become (4000/1100) and Soul Tiger’s stats become (500/2000). Summoned Skull, destroy his monster! Soul Tiger is destroyed.

“I activate Gravity Bind!” said Panic. This card prevents all Level 4 or higher monsters from attacking.

“I set 1 card face down and end my turn,” said Yami. (1)

“I summon Big Shield Gardna (600/2700) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (1)

“I summon Beta the Magnet Warrior (1700/1900) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I play Pot of Greed, allowing me to draw 2 cards. Then, I play Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your Trap Card! Your Gravity Bind is destroyed!

“Maybe so, but, I activate another Gravity Bind!” said Panic. The first Gravity Bind is destroyed.

“Next, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn,” said Yami. (0) I will make sure you lose, Panic!

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Panic’s Revenge (Part 2)

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“I activate Gravity Bind!” said Panic. This card prevents all Level 4 or higher monsters from attacking.

“I set 1 card face down and end my turn,” said Yami. (1)

“I summon Big Shield Gardna (600/2600) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. (1)

“Maybe so, but, I activate another Gravity Bind!” said Panic. The first Gravity Bind is destroyed.

“Next, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn,” said Yami. (0) I will make sure you lose, Panic!

“I summon Castle of Dark Illusions (1420/1830) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. That ends my turn. You’ll never get past my defense!

“I summon Queen’s Knight (1500/1900) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. That ends my turn. (0)

“I sacrifice my Big Shield Gardna to set another monster in Defense Mode,” said Panic. That ends my turn. (0)

“I summon King’s Knight (1600/1700) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Since he and Queen’s Knight are both in play, I get to summon Jack’s Knight (1900/1300) in Attack Mode as well. That ends my turn. (0)

“I flip summon Reaper of the Cards (1880/1980),” said Panic. This activates his special ability, allowing me to destroy 1 Trap Card on the field and I choose your face down card, Yugi.

“I activate my face down card, Trap Hole!” said Yami. Any monster summoned with an ATK equal to or greater than 1000 is destroyed. Say goodbye to your Reaper of Cards, Panic! Reaper of the Cards is destroyed.

“Next, I summon Ryu-Kishin (1500/400) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. That ends my turn. (0)

“I activate Polymerization to fuse my 3 Knights together,” said Yami.

“Impossible, there’s no such fusion monster!” said Panic.

“Take a closer look, Panic,” said Yami. I summon Arcana Knight Joker (3800/2800) in Attack Mode. (Note: Arcana Knight Joker is a promo for the recently released Japanese Limited Edition 8 pack.)

“Ha, ha, you may have summoned a powerful monster, Yugi, but my Gravity Bind is still in play, which means he can’t attack,” said Panic.

“I’ll end my turn,” said Yami. (0)

“I summon Frenzied Panda (1000/1300) in Defense Mode,” said Panic. Now, let’s see what you’ve got. (0)

“I set 1 card face down and end my turn,” said Yami. (0)

“I use Polymerization to combine my 2 monsters to form Barox (1880/1430) in Attack Mode,” said Panic. (Note: Barox is from the Japanese Volume 3 booster series.)

“Barox? I’ve never seen that monster before,” said Yami. Nonetheless, it poses no threat to me.

“That’s enough damage for now,” said Panic. (0)

“I use Call of the Haunted to revive Dai Grepher in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Next, I tribute him to summon Catapult Turtle (1000/2000) in Defense Mode. It’s over for you, Panic!

To be continued...

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