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My Yu-Gi-Oh Episodes

Season 7
This season will be like the second version of the Monster Spell or Trap Tournament. A person is thinking if the text is italicized. If the text is in 50% Gray, something happened as a result. For Example: Buster Blader’s ATK rises to 3100 by the presence of a Dragon Monster on the field. New cards from The Lost Millennium booster box are highlighted Bright Green. Cards from the Cybernetic Revolution box are highlighted red. Normal Monsters form Elemental Energy are color coded yellow and highlighted violet Effect monsters from EEN (Elemental Energy) are color coded orange and highlighted violet, etc, etc. Spell Cards are color-coded Green, Trap cards are color-coded pink and Fusion Monsters are color-coded violet. Effect Monsters are color-coded Orange. Ritual Monsters are color-coded blue. Normal Monsters are highlighted yellow. The God Cards are in their normal colors with boldface. Example: Slifer the Sky Dragon. A flashback is indicated by the word “Flashback at the beginning and end of the text, with either “begin” in parenthesis or “end” in parenthesis, depending on if the flashback and is starting or ending is written in 25% Grey and it will be written like a script. Any text in boldface, excluding the God Cards, means that the person talking really means it. For example: My lifepoints remain untouched while yours are cut in half. Japanese cards are also included in this season.

Copyright Ó 2005 George Hazard. All rights reserved.

 

The Wrath of Noah and the Big Five (Part 7)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“My move,” said Joey. Uh oh, my deck’s pretty low. I need to win this duel before my deck gets depleted. Yes, just what I needed! I activate Raigeki! Now all of your monsters on the field are destroyed. Judge Man is destroyed. Next, I summon Alligator’s Sword (1500/1200) in Attack Mode. Finally, I set one card face down and end my turn. On my next turn, this duel’s over!

“I use the power of Monster Reborn to revive my Judge Man to the field,” said Johnson. Then, I summon Hysteric Fairy (1800/500) in Attack Mode. Judge Man, destroy his Alligator’s Sword! Alligator’s Sword is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 2950. Hysteric Fairy, take a bite out of his lifepoints!

“I don’t think so!” said Joey. I activate Mirror Force! This card wipes out all monsters on your side of the field in Attack Position. Judge Man and Hysteric Fairy are destroyed.

“I place two cards face down and end my turn,” said Johnson.  

“I activate Heavy Storm!” said Joey. All Spell and Trap Cards are destroyed. Johnson’s face down cards are destroyed. Wait till you see what I got planned next! Next, I activate Premature Burial to revive Gearfried the Iron Knight for the small price of 800 lifepoints. Joey’s lifepoints drop to 2150. Then, I activate Monster Reborn to bring back Goblin Attack Force. Finally, I sacrifice my 3 monsters to summon the ultimate warrior, Gilford the Lightning (2800/1400) in Attack Mode! Gilford, attack his lifepoints directly! Johnson’s lifepoints drop to 0. Noah suddenly appears before them.

“I find you guilty of cheating!” said Johnson.

“And I find you, Johnson, guilty of losing this duel!” said Noah.

“But Mr. Noah..!” said Johnson.

“Silence!” said Noah. I’ve had enough of your pathetic excuses!

“Just give me another chance!” said Johnson.

“Tell it to someone who cares!” said Noah. We’re through and you are to be trapped here in this Virtual World for all eternity! Meanwhile, Lector and the rest of Yami’s gang are outside.

“Mr. Muto, it’s time that I, Lector, defeat you once and for all!” said Lector. Choose your Deck Master so we can get started with this duel.

“I choose Swift Gaia the Fierce Knight and thanks to his special ability, I can offer 1 monster as a tribute to inflict half of that monster’s ATK to your lifepoints. He also lets me discard 1 card to the Graveyard to allow one of my monsters to attack directly.

“I’ve chosen Injection Fairy Lily as my Deck Master,” said Lector. Her special ability boosts my lifepoints by half of the destroyed monster’s ATK whenever one of my monsters goes to the Graveyard.

“I’ll start this duel,” said Yami. I summon Giant Soldier of Stone (1300/2000) in Defense Mode. Then, I set 2 cards face down and end my turn.

“I summon Luster Dragon (1900/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Lector. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“I sacrifice my Soldier to summon Dark Magician Girl (2000/1700) in Attack Mode,” said Yami.

“You’ve just triggered my Solemn Wishes Trap Card,” said Lector. I gain 500 lifepoints whenever I draw 1 or more cards.

“Dark Magician Girl, destroy his Luster Dragon!” said Yami. Luster Dragon is destroyed and Lector’s lifepoints drop to 3900 but then rise to 4850 by his Deck Master’s effect. Next, I reveal my face down card, Raigeki Break! This card destroys 1 card on the field at a cost of 1 card from my hand to the Graveyard. Your Solemn Wishes is gone!

To be continued...

 

 

The Wrath of Noah and the Big Five (Part 6)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“Before I begin my turn, let me explain the effect of my Deck Master,” said Joey. He lets me draw 3 cards from my deck during the start of my turn. I summon Marauding Captain (1200/400) in Attack Mode. Then, I summon Goblin Attack Force (2300/0) in Attack as well thanks to the Special Ability of Marauding Captain. Goblin Attack Force, destroy his Hysteric Fairy!

“I activate Imperial Order!” said Johnson. This card negates any and all Spell Cards. All I have to do in exchange is sacrifice 700 lifepoints. Hysteric Fairy is still destroyed and Johnson’s lifepoints drop to 3500.

“Marauding Captain, attack his lifepoints directly!” said Joey. Johnson’s lifepoints drop to 2300 then rise to 2900. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn. My Goblins go into Defense Mode after they attack. There mode can’t be changed until the end of my next turn.

“I pay 700 lifepoints to keep Imperial Order in play,” said Johnson. Johnson’s lifepoints drop to 1600 then rise to 1950.  Next, I summon Queen’s Double (350/300) in Attack Mode. Queen’s Double, strike his lifepoints! Joey’s lifepoints drop to 3650. My monster has the ability to attack you directly. I set 1 card face down. That ends my turn.

“I summon Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Joey.

“Reveal Solemn Judgment!” said Johnson. Gearfried is destroyed for half my lifepoints! Johnson’s lifepoints drop to 975 and Gearfried is destroyed. Your luck has come to an end!

“I end my turn, Johnson,” said Joey.

“I call Judge Man to the stand (2200/1500) in Attack Mode by sacrificing my Queen’s Double,” said Johnson. Judge Man, destroy his Attack Force!

“I activate Skull Dice!” said Joey. This card will reduce your monster’s ATK and DEF points. The number of ATK and DEF points depends on the number I roll. Go, Skull Dice! A 6! Your monster loses 600 ATK points! Judge Man’s stats drop to (1600/900).  Johnson laughs. I must have missed the joke, what’s so funny?

“My monster my have lost 600 ATK and DEF points, but it’s only temporarily,” said Johnson. That card is still not enough to stop my Judge Man’s attack. Even 2 Skull Dice cards at the highest number couldn’t prevent my monster from crushing yours. Now that I think about it, you could activate 3 Skull Dice cards and my monster still would have enough ATK power to wipe out your Goblins. Judge Man, destroy his Goblins! Goblin Attack Force is destroyed. So far, I find you guilty of sloppy dueling. Make your move, Joseph.

“My move,” said Joey. Uh oh, my deck’s pretty low. I need to win this duel before my deck gets depleted. Yes, just what I needed! I activate Raigeki! Now all of your monsters on the field are destroyed. Judge Man is destroyed. Next, I summon Alligator’s Sword (1500/1200) in Attack Mode. Finally, I set one card face down and end my turn. On my next turn, this duel’s over!

“I use the power of Monster Reborn to revive my Judge Man to the field,” said Johnson. Then, I summon Hysteric Fairy (1800/500) in Attack Mode. Judge Man, destroy his Alligator’s Sword! Alligator’s Sword is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 2950. Hysteric Fairy, take a bite out of his lifepoints!

“I don’t think so!” said Joey. I activate Mirror Force! This card wipes out all monsters on your side of the field in Attack Position. Judge Man and Hysteric Fairy are destroyed.

“I place two cards face down and end my turn,” said Johnson.  

“I activate Heavy Storm!” said Joey. All Spell and Trap Cards are destroyed. Johnson’s face down cards are destroyed. Wait till you see what I got planned next!

To be continued...

 

 

The Wrath of Noah and the Big Five (Part 5)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

 “I sacrifice my monsters to summon the almighty Sorcerer of Dark Magic (3200/2800) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. That ends my turn.

“I switch my Fisherman to Defense Mode,” said Crump. Then, I summon Levia-Dragon Daedalus (3100/2000) in Attack Mode. Then, I sacrifice my monster to summon a more-powerful one. Meet Ocean Dragon Lord Neo Daedalus (3400/2100) in Attack Mode. There are plenty more fish in the sea, waiting in my deck just waiting to destroy you. It’s only a matter of time till it is summoned! I won’t attack just yet. Soon you’ll be trapped here for all eternity while I escape to the real world in your body! Crump laughs. (Note: The way Crump summoned Neo Daedalus us the correct way. The real card’s summoning requirements are incorrect.) Go ahead and make your last move. It won’t help you anyway.

“Fine,” said Yami. I’ve just drawn the card to cripple your Ocean Dragon Lord.

“Impossible!” said Crump. There’s no such card!

“Does Raigeki ring any bells?” asked Yami.

“Not that card!” wailed Crump. Now I lose every monster on my side of the field!

“That’s correct,” said Yami. I activate Raigeki! Ocean Dragon Lord Neo Daedalus is destroyed.

 “Sorcerer, destroy his Fisherman, now!” said Yami. Legendary Fisherman is destroyed. Make your last move!

“I end my turn,” said Crump.

“Sorcerer, wipe him out!” said Yami. Crump’s lifepoints drop to 0.  

“All right, Joseph, you and I are going to duel,” said Johnson.

“What do ya mean by that?” asked Joey.

“Silence, this court is now in session,” said Johnson. Now, choose your Deck Master.

“Fine,” said Joey. I choose Gilford the Lightning as my Deck Master.

“My Deck Master is Dragoness the Wicked Knight. Thanks to her special ability, I get half of the lifepoints I lose unless my lifepoints are 1000 or less. I summon Hysteric Fairy (1800/500) to the field in Attack Mode. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

 “This is just like the last time I faced this freak,” said Joey.

Flashback: (begin)

             Johnson: “I call Hysteric Angel to the stand

Flashback (end).   

“Before I begin my turn, let me explain the effect of my Deck Master,” said Joey. He lets me draw 3 cards from my deck during the start of my turn. I summon Marauding Captain (1200/400) in Attack Mode. Then, I summon Goblin Attack Force (2300/0) in Attack as well thanks to the special ability of Marauding Captain. Goblin Attack Force, destroy his Hysteric Fairy!

“I activate Imperial Order!” said Johnson. This card negates any and all Spell Cards. All I have to do in exchange is sacrifice 700 lifepoints. Hysteric Fairy is still destroyed and Johnson’s lifepoints drop to 3500 then rise to 3750.

“Marauding Captain, attack his lifepoints directly!” said Joey. Johnson’s lifepoints drop to 2300 then rise to 2900. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“I pay 700 lifepoints to keep Imperial Order in play,” said Johnson. Johnson’s lifepoints drop to 1600 then rise to 1950. Next, I summon Queen’s Double (350/300) in Attack Mode. Queen’s Double, strike his lifepoints! Joey’s lifepoints drop to 3650. My monster has the ability to attack you directly.  I set 1 card face down. That ends my turn. Victory will be mine!

“I summon Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Joey.

“Reveal Solemn Judgment!” said Johnson. Gearfried is destroyed for half my lifepoints!

To be continued...

 

 

The Wrath of Noah and the Big Five (Part 4)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“All right,” said Yami. I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Defense Mode. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Nightmare Penguin (900/1800) in Defense Mode,” said Crump. Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Gazelle, the King of Mythical Beasts (1500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I activate Raigeki, wiping out all monsters on your side of the field. Nightmare Penguin is destroyed. Gazelle, attack his lifepoints directly!

“You’ve activated my Mirror Wall Trap Card!” said Crump. Your chances of winning this duel are less than 10%! My Trap Card reduces your monsters’ ATK strength by 50% when it attacks. To keep this card active, I must pay 2000 lifepoints. Gazelle’s ATK drops to 750.

“I set two cards face down and end my turn,” said Yami.

“I activate Umi, boosting the ATK and DEF of all Water Monsters by 200,” said Crump. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I sacrifice my Gazelle to summon Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Next, I activate Ultimate Offering, letting us summon extra monsters for a cost of 500 lifepoints per monster. I summon Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) in Defense Mode. Yami’s lifepoints drop to 3500. Then, I sacrifice my 2 monsters to summon Dark Magician (2500/2100) in Attack Mode. Yami’s lifepoints drop to 3000. That ends my turn.

“That monster can’t get at my lifepoints,” said Crump. I sacrifice 2000 of my lifepoints to keep the effect of Mirror Wall active. Crump’s lifepoints drop to 2000. I play Monster Reborn to revive Nightmare Penguin in Defense Mode. Then, I play Harpie’s Feather Duster, wiping out 100% of your Spell and Trap Cards.

“I activate Gryphon Wing,” said Yami. This card negates your card and destroys your Spell and Trap cards instead of mine. Umi and the face down Tornado Wall are destroyed.

“That’s exactly what I wanted you to do you fool,” said Crump. I play A Legendary Ocean. With this in play, all Water monsters in our hands lose 2 levels and all Water monsters on the field gain 500 ATK and DEF points. I summon The Legendary Fisherman (2350/2100) in Attack Mode. (Note: I will show Yami and Crump’s Water monsters with the 500 ATK and DEF point boost as long as he has A Legendary Ocean in play.) I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Queen’s Knight (1500/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I sacrifice my Queen’s Knight to summon Dark Magician Girl (2000/1700) in Attack Mode. Yami’s lifepoints drop to 2500. Dark Magician, destroy his Legendary Fisherman!

“I don’t think so, Yami,” said Crump. My Fisherman can’t be attacked by your monsters.

“That ends my turn,” said Yami.

“I will not pay for Mirror Wall, therefore, it’s destroyed,” said Crump. Mirror Wall is destroyed. Legendary Fisherman, destroy his Dark Magician Girl! Dark Magician Girl is destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 2150. That ends my turn.

“I activate Pot of Greed to draw 2 cards from my deck,” said Yami. Next, I use Monster Reborn to revive Dark Magician Girl. Next, I sacrifice my monsters to summon the almighty Sorcerer of Dark Magic (3200/2800) in Attack Mode. That ends my turn.

“I switch my Fisherman to Defense Mode,” said Crump. Then, I summon Levia-Dragon Daedalus (3100/2000) in Attack Mode. Then, I sacrifice my monster to summon a more-powerful one. Meet Ocean Dragon Lord Neo Daedalus (3400/2100) in Attack Mode. Soon you’ll be trapped here for all eternity while I escape to the real world in your body! Crump laughs. (Note: The way Crump summoned Neo Daedalus us the correct way. The real card’s summoning requirements are incorrect.)

To be continued...

 

 

The Wrath of Noah and the Big Five (Part 3)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“My Deck Master is Battle Ox and he gives my monsters the ability to negate the effects of the effect monsters I choose,” said Kaiba. Then, I summon Vorse Raider (1900/1200) in Attack Mode. Vorse Raider, destroy his Amphibious Bugroth!

“I activate Tornado Wall!” said Ghansley. This card makes it so I don’t lose any lifepoints.

“Thanks for stating the obvious, Ghansley,” said Kaiba.

“I summon Worm Drake (1400/1500) in Attack Mode,” said Ghansley. Then, I activate...

“Polymerization so you can form Humanoid Worm Drake,” finished Kaiba.

“I see your obnoxious attitude has not changed,” said Ghansley.

“No one asked for your opinion,” said Kaiba. I see you’re as gullible as ever.

“Anyway, I use my Polymerization to offer my Deck Master and Worm Drake as a tribute to create Humanoid Worm Drake (2400/2200) in Attack Mode. You’re finished! Humanoid Worm Drake, destroy his Vorse Raider! Vorse Raider is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 3700. I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Gemini Elf (1900/900) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I set two cards face down and end my turn.

“Humanoid Worm Drake, destroy his Gemini Elf!” said Ghansley.

“I activate Negate Attack!” said Kaiba.

“My attacks are negated this turn,” said Ghansley annoyed.

“No duh,” said Kaiba. I’m not a little Kid! I don’t need someone else telling me how something works over and over again!

“I end my turn, Mr. Kaiba,” said Ghansley.

“I sacrifice my Gemini Elf to summon Kaiser Gilder (2400/2200) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Kaiser, destroy his monster!

“I activate Mirror Force!” said Ghansley.

“Don’t tell me, my monsters in Attack Mode are destroyed, right?” asked Kaiba.

“That’s correct,” said Ghansley.

“I knew that,” said Kaiba. It appears you haven’t changed a bit. You’re still as dumb as ever. I’ve been playing this game for years! To negate your Mirror Force, I activate Seven Tools of the Bandit. By paying a mere 1000 lifepoints, your Trap Card is negated. Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 2700. Mirror Force is negated. Humanoid Worm Drake is destroyed and Ghansley loses the duel by the rules of their tournament.

“It’s my turn to show you, Yugi, that I am the master of Mathematics!” said Crump.

“Fine, Crump,” said Yugi activating the Millennium Puzzle. My Deck Master is Dark Paladin. His special ability allows me to play my Spell Cards twice.

“I’ve chosen my Deck Master, Revival Jam,” said Crump. He has the ability to intercept all of your attacks as long as I pay 100 lifepoints. I think I’ll let you go first, Yami.

“All right,” said Yami. I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Defense Mode. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Nightmare Penguin (900/1800) in Defense Mode,” said Crump. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Gazelle, the King of Mythical Beasts (1500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I activate Raigeki, wiping out all monsters on your side of the field. Nightmare Penguin is destroyed. Gazelle, attack his lifepoints directly!

“You’ve activated my Mirror Wall Trap Card!” said Crump. Your chances of winning this duel are less than 10%!

To be continued...

 

 

The Wrath of Noah and the Big Five (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“Shinato, destroy his face down card!” said Noah. The face down Cyber Jar (900/900) is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 800. Big deal, so Cyber Jar destroys all monsters on the field...wait, that’s bad!

“No kidding,” said Kaiba. Your King of a Higher Plane is toast! Shinato is destroyed.

“We must also pick up the next 5 cards from our decks and summon in Attack Mode or set in Defense Mode any level-4 or less monsters,” said Noah.

“Tell me something I don’t know,” said Kaiba. What kind of person do you take me for, a rookie? I summon Lord of D. (1200/1100) in Defense Mode, La Jinn, the Mystical Jeanie of the Lamp (1800/1000) in Attack Mode and 1 monster in Defense Mode.

“I summon...nothing,” said Noah. My monsters can’t be special summoned. I end my turn.

“It’s your funeral,” said Kaiba. I sacrifice La Jinn and Lord of D. to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. I will destroy you once and for all, Noah! I play Monster Reborn to revive Lord of D. in Defense Mode. Next, I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“First, I summon Giant Soldier of Stone (1300/2000) in Defense Mode,” said Noah. Then, I set four cards face down and end my turn.

“I activate Call of the Haunted to revive my first Blue-Eyes White Dragon in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I activate Pot of Greed to draw 2 cards from my deck.

“And you said I was the amateur?” asked Noah. Even I know how Pot of Greed works.

“Next, I activate The Flute of Summoning Dragon, allowing me to summon two dragons to the field,” said Kaiba. I summon a third Blue-Eyes (3000/2500) and Hyozanryu (2100/2800), both in Attack Mode. Finally, I use Polymerization to sacrifice my 3 Blue-Eyes to summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon (4500/3800) in Attack Mode. You’re finished! Hyozanryu, destroy his Giant Soldier! Giant Soldier of Stone is destroyed. Finish him off, Ultimate Dragon! Noah’s lifepoints drop to 0. A runt like you never stood a chance against me.

“Now it’s my turn,” said Ghansley. I shall duel against Kaiba.

“You dare challenge me?” asked Kaiba. Whatever, let’s get this duel over with.

“First, my Deck Master,” said Ghansley. I shall choose Humanoid Slime. My Deck Master boosts my lifepoints equal to half of the ATK of one of my monsters when it goes to the Graveyard during battle. Now to start my turn, I summon the mighty Amphibious Bugroth MK3 (1500/1300) in Attack Mode. Then, I activate Umi, boosting the ATK and DEF of Fish, Sea-Serpent and Thunder monsters by 200. My Deck Master turns all monsters on my side of the field to Aqua Monsters. Amphibious Bugroth’s stats rise to (1700/1500). Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“My Deck Master is Battle Ox and he gives my monsters the ability to negate the effects of effect monsters,” said Kaiba. Then, I summon Vorse Raider (1900/1200) in Attack Mode. Vorse Raider, destroy his Amphibious Bugroth!

“I activate Tornado Wall!” said Ghansley. This card makes it so I don’t lose any lifepoints.

“Thanks for stating the obvious, Ghansley,” said Kaiba. I end my turn.

“I summon Worm Drake (1400/1500) in Attack Mode,” said Ghansley. Then, I activate...

“Polymerization so you can form Humanoid Worm Drake,” finished Kaiba.

“I see your obnoxious attitude has not changed,” said Ghansley.

“No one asked for your opinion,” said Kaiba. I see you’re as gullible as ever.

“Anyway, I use my Polymerization to offer my Deck Master and Worm Drake as a tribute to create Humanoid Worm Drake (2400/2200) in Attack Mode. You’re finished!

To be continued...

 

 

The Wrath of Noah and the Big Five (Part 1)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

“I’ll start this duel off,” said Noah. By the way, we’re not using your boring tournament rules, we’re using our rules and we will do it in our world.  My Deck Master is Asura Priest. I summon Susa Soldier (2000/1600) in Attack Mode. Then, I play Spiritual Energy Settle Machine. This card keeps my Spirit Monsters on the field. In order for it to stay like that, I must sacrifice 1 card from my hand and send it to the Graveyard. Thanks to my Deck Master, I gain 500 lifepoints whenever my Spirit Monsters go to the Graveyard. As an added bonus, he also lets me summon the same Spirit Monster back to the field in Attack Mode at the end of your turn.  Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“I’ve chosen Blue-Eyes White Dragon as my Deck Master,” said Kaiba. His special ability allows me to destroy 1 or more of your monsters when you destroy 1 or more of my monsters during battle. I summon Kaiser Sea Horse (1700/1650) in Defense Mode. That’s just the beginning! I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“Nice opening move, Seto,” said Noah. I summon Otohime (0/100) in Attack Mode. I switch your Kaiser Sea Horse to Attack Mode thanks to her special ability. Susa Soldier, destroy his Sea Horse!

“You’ve activated my Ring of Destruction Trap Card!” said Kaiba. This card allows me to destroy 1 monster on the field and we take damage equal to that monster’s ATK. Say goodbye to your Susa Soldier! Susa Soldier is destroyed and Kaiba and Noah’s lifepoints drop to 2000. Noah’s lifepoints then increase to 2500 by his Deck Master’s effect.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Noah.

“I activate Soul Exchange, allowing me to sacrifice one of your monsters in place of one of my own,” said Kaiba. I sacrifice your Otohime and my Kaiser Sea Horse to summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. Blue-Eyes, end this duel!

“Not so fast, Seto,” said Noah. I activate Pyro Clock of Destiny! This card forwards your turn by one.

“That ends my turn, Noah,” said Kaiba. Do your worst, kid.

“My Susa Soldier now returns to the field in Attack Mode,” said Noah. Spiritual Energy Settle Machine is destroyed by its effect. I summon Inaba White Rabbit (700/500) in Attack Mode. Then, I activate Shinato’s Ark. This card forces me to sacrifice my monsters in my hand or field until their total stars is 8 or more. I sacrifice my 3 Spirit Monsters to summon Shinato, King of a Higher Plane (3300/3000) in Attack Mode. When my monster attacks 1 of your monsters in Defense Mode, the ATK of your monster is subtracted from your lifepoints. Shinato, destroy his Blue-Eyes! Blue-Eyes is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 1700. That ends my turn.

“My turn, now,” said Kaiba. I set 1 monster in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“Shinato, destroy his face down card!” said Noah. The face down Cyber Jar (900/900) is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 800. Big deal, so Cyber Jar destroys all monsters on the field...wait, that’s bad!

“No kidding,” said Kaiba. Your King of a Higher Plane is toast! Shinato is destroyed.

“We must also pick up the next 5 cards from our decks and summon in Attack Mode or set in Defense Mode any level-4 or less monsters,” said Noah.

“Tell me something I don’t know,” said Kaiba. What kind of person do you take me for, a rookie? I summon Lord of D. (1200/1100) in Defense Mode, La Jinn the Mystical Jeanie of the Lamp (1800/1000) in Attack Mode and 1 monster in Defense Mode.

“I summon...nothing,” said Noah. My monsters can’t be special summoned. I end my turn.     “It’s your funeral,” said Kaiba. I sacrifice La Jinn and Lord of D. to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. I will destroy you once and for all, Noah!

To be continued...

 

 

Kaiba’s Revenge (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I flip summon, Dark Magician of Chaos (2800/2600) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Dark Magician Girl, destroy his face down card! The face down Mirror Force (0/0 is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 900. Oh no, Mirror Force!

“Thanks for stating the obvious, Yugi,” said Kaiba. I won’t explain how Mirror Force works since I already know that you know how it works. Yami’s Dark Magician Girl, Dark Paladin and Dark Magician of Chaos are destroyed by the effect of Mirror Force.

“I set one card in Defense Mode and end my turn, Kaiba,” said Yami.

“My move,” said Kaiba. I set 1 card in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“I set one card in Defense as well,” said Yami. That ends my turn. 

“I reveal, Battle Ox (1700/1000),” said Kaiba. Then, I set 1 card in Defense Mode and end my turn. There’s nothing you can do to win this duel, Yugi! Kaiba laughs.

“I flip summon the monster I had face down, Buster Blader (2600/2300),” said Yami. You know what happens now. Buster Blader gains 500 ATK points for every Dragon Monster on your side of the field and in your Graveyard. Buster Blader’s ATK rises to 5100. I set 1 monster in Defense Mode. Buster Blader, destroy his Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon! Blue-Eyes is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 500. That ends my turn.

“I reveal the card I had face down, Morphing Jar (700/600)!” said Kaiba. We must discard our entire hands and draw 5 cards. Then, I set 1 card in Defense Mode and end my turn.

“I reveal, Card Destruction (0/0),” said Yami. Card Destruction is destroyed by tournament rules. I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“It’s time to reveal my card, Obelisk the Tormentor (4000/4000)!” said Kaiba. I set one monster in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“I reveal my face down card, Brain Control,” said Yami. Brain Control is destroyed by tournament rules. I set 1 card in Defense Mode. Buster Blader, finish his Tormentor off! Obelisk is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 0.

“How could I lose?” asked Kaiba. I had this duel won!

“You play for greed, jealousy and hatred, which is the only reason why you lost our duel, Kaiba,” said Yami. The Big Five, along with Noah, suddenly reappear before them as holograms.

“Not again!” said Kaiba. You geeks already lost to us.

“That is why we must challenge you again,” said Lector.

“We’re sick and tired of being in our world so we’re going to duel you guys to gain access to your world,” said Crump.

“Blah, blah, blah,” said Kaiba. I’m sick of your complaints.

“Well, were’ sick of losing to the 5 of you,” said Noah. My associates and I will once again challenge you five to a duel one by one. I’ll be up first and my opponent is… Kaiba.

“Fine, at least this way, you’ll get out of my life, Noah,” said Kaiba.

“I’ll start this duel off,” said Noah. By the way, we’re not using your boring tournament rules, we’re using our rules and we will do it in our world.  My Deck Master is Asura Priest. I summon Susa Soldier (2000/1600) in Attack Mode. Then, I play Spiritual Energy Settle Machine. This card keeps my Spirit Monsters on the field. In order for it to stay like that, I must sacrifice 1 card from my hand and send it to the Graveyard. Thanks to my Deck Master, I gain 500 lifepoints whenever my Spirit Monsters go to the Graveyard. As an added bonus, he also lets me summon the same Spirit Monster back to the field in Attack Mode at the end of your turn.  Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“I’ve chosen Blue-Eyes White Dragon as my Deck Master,” said Kaiba. His special ability allows me to destroy 1 or more of your monsters when you destroy 1 or more of my monsters. I summon Kaiser Sea Horse (1700/1650) in Defense Mode. That’s just the beginning!

To be continued…

 

 

Kaiba’s Revenge (Part 1)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I reveal my card, a second Blue-Eyes (3000/2500),” said Kaiba. That ends my turn since you don’t have a monster on the field.

“I reveal my face down card, Sorcerer of Dark Magic (3200/2800) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I set 1 card in Defense Mode. Sorcerer, destroy his Blue-Eyes! Blue-Eyes White Dragon is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 3100. That ends my turn.

“First, I flip summon the mighty Luster Dragon #2 (2400/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. That ends my turn. Give me your best shot, Yugi!

“I set 1 card in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Sorcerer, attack his Blue-Eyes! Blue-Eyes is destroyed. There goes your second Blue-Eyes, Kaiba. That ends my turn.

“I flip summon Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Thanks to my monster’s special ability, he gains 300 ATK points for every dragon in my Graveyard. I count 2. Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon’s ATK rises to 3600. Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon, destroy his Sorcerer! Sorcerer of Dark Magic is destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 3100. There goes your Sorcerer of Dark Magic. That ends my turn.

“I reveal my face down card, Man-Eater Bug (450/600)!” said Yami. Your Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon is no more! Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon is destroyed by Man-Eater Bug’s effect.

“You’ll regret destroying him, Yugi!” said Kaiba. You may have destroyed Blue-Eyes Shining, but your Man-Eater Bug is now in Attack Mode, meaning that even my weakest monsters can destroy it.

“I set 1 card in Defense Mode and end my turn,” said Yami.

“I reveal my card, Dragon Seeker (2000/2100) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. When Flip Summoned or Normal summoned, this card destroys one Dragon on the field. My Luster Dragon is destroyed since it’s the only Dragon on the field. Luster Dragon is destroyed. I set 1 card in Defense Mode. Dragon Seeker, destroy his Man-Eater! Man-Eater is destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 1550. That ends my turn.

“I reveal, Dark Magician Girl (2000/1700) said Yami. Then I set 1 card in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“I flip summon Gadget Soldier (1800/2000) said Kaiba. Next, I set 1 card in Defense Mode and end my turn.

“I flip summon my card, Dark Paladin (2900/2400),” said Yami. Dark Paladin gains 500 ATK points for every Dragon Monster in either of our Graveyards or on the field, Kaiba. Dark Paladin’s ATK rises to 4900. Dark Paladin, destroy his Dragon Seeker! Dragon Seeker is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 1100. To end my turn, I set 1 card in Defense Mode.

“I flip summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon (4500/3800),” said Kaiba. Dark Paladin’s ATK rises to 5400 by its effect. Then, I set 1 card in Defense Mode and end my turn.

“I flip summon, Dark Magician of Chaos (2800/2600) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Dark Magician Girl, destroy his face down card! The face down Mirror Force (0/0 is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 900.  Oh no, Mirror Force!

“Thanks for stating the obvious, Yugi,” said Kaiba. I won’t explain how Mirror Force works since I already know that you know how it works. Yami’s Dark Magician Girl, Dark Paladin and Dark Magician of Chaos are destroyed by the effect of Mirror Force.

“I set 1 card in Defense Mode and end my turn, Kaiba,” said Yami.

“My move,” said Kaiba. I set 1 card in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“I set 1 card in Defense as well,” said Yami. That ends my turn. 

“I reveal, Battle Ox (1700/1000),” said Kaiba. Then, I set 1 card in Defense Mode and end my turn. There’s nothing you can do to win this duel, Yugi! Kaiba laughs.

To be continued…

 

 

The Announcement of Kaiba’s Newest Tournament

Kaiba announces the rules of his latest tournament.

“Fellow duelists, I introduce my latest tournament rules to you,” said Kaiba. First of all, like the Monster Spell or Trap tournament, you are forbidden to see the cards in your hands. Instead of summoning the cards to the field like the second Monster Spell or Trap Tournament, you set the cards in Defense Mode. On your turn, if you control a face down card, flip it face up. If the card is a Monster Card, leave it in Attack Mode, if not, send it to the Graveyard. No lifepoints are lost. The lifepoints lost are the same in this tournament as in the first version of this tournament. Neither player can attack directly no matter what the situation. You only lose lifepoints if the Spell or Trap Card is destroyed during battle. To be exact, you lose 100 lifepoints if a Spell Card is destroyed. 200 lifepoints are deducted if your Trap Card is destroyed during battle. All cards in the Monster Card Zones count as Monsters and all cards in the Spell and Trap Card Zones are Spell and Trap Cards. Now that I have given you the rules, use them to duel! Yugi Muto, you’re my first opponent!

“Fine, Kaiba,” said Yugi. Yugi transforms into Yami using the Millennium Puzzle.

“I’ll go first,” said Kaiba. I set 1 monster in Defense Mode. That ends my turn 

“So will I,” said Yami. That ends my turn.

“I reveal my face down monster, Paladin of White Dragon (1900/1200),” said Kaiba. Then, I set one card in Defense Mode. Paladin, destroy his face down card! The face down Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) is not destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 3300. That ends my turn.

“I set 1 card in Defense Mode,” said Yami. That’s all for now.

“I flip summon my face down card, Dark Hole (0/0),” said Kaiba. My card may be destroyed but my lifepoints are safe since it was not destroyed during battle. Paladin of White Dragon, destroy his face down monster! The face down Cyber Jar (900/900) is destroyed. No, Cyber Jar!

“Yes and you know what that means, Kaiba,” said Yami. Say goodbye to your monsters! Big Shield Gardna, Yami’s mystery card and Paladin of White Dragon are destroyed. We must also draw five cards from our decks and set any level-4 or lower cards that we draw since this is how the card works according to your tournament.

“I set 3 cards in Defense Mode,” said Kaiba.

“I set 1 monster in Defense Mode and end my turn,” said Yami.

“I also set 1 card in Defense Mode, ending my turn,” said Kaiba.

“My move,” said Yami. I reveal my face down card, Dark Magician (2500/2100)! Dark Magician, destroy his face down card! The face down Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) is not destroyed. Not Blue-Eyes! Kaiba laughs.

“That’s what you get for attacking it,” said Kaiba.

“I set 1 card in Defense Mode.  Finally, I discard two cards to the Graveyard to make my hand equal 6. That ends my turn,” said Yami.

“I set another monster in Defense Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I switch Blue-Eyes to Attack Mode. Blue-Eyes, destroy his Dark Magician! Dark Magician is destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 3500. That ends my turn.

“I reveal my card, a second Blue-Eyes (3000/2500),” said Kaiba.  Then, I set another card in Defense Mode. That ends my turn since you don’t have a monster on the field.

“I reveal my face down card, Sorcerer of Dark Magic (3200/2800) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I set 1 card in Defense Mode. Sorcerer, destroy his Blue-Eyes! Blue-Eyes White Dragon is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 3100. That ends my turn.

“First, I flip summon the mighty Luster Dragon #2 (2400/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. That ends my turn. Give me your best shot, Yugi!

To be continued…