My Yu-Gi-Oh Episodes

Season 6

As I stated in the last season, my episodes are written in 11 font. For this season, cards are from the English/Japanese Booster Packs and the English/Japanese decks. The cards are color-coded as follows: Red is Effect, Blue is Ritual, Green is Spell, Pink is Trap, Violet is Fusion Monsters and Black is Normal Monsters. New cards that have just been released are labeled in boldface. Text in 50% Gray means that something happened as a result. For example: Dark Magician is destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 100. Italicized text means that the person is thinking. For example: There must be a way to destroy his Blue-Eyes White Dragon. This season follows the rules of my Monster Removal Game.

The Rise of Wicked God Dreadroot (Part 1)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I forfeit the duel since I can’t duel both of you at the same time,” said Rex. The Seal of Oreichalkos shrinks around Rex and takes his soul. Kaiba shows up an hour later.

Yugi, I have a new monster I want to test so I challenge you to a duel,” said Kaiba.

“As you wish,” said Yami. Yugi activates the Millennium Puzzle and Yami takes over.

“I’ll go first by summoning Versago the Destroyer (1100/900) in Defense Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I set two cards face down and end my turn. When I summon my great beast, this duel is over!

“I summon Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts (1500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Gazelle, destroy his Versago, now! Versago the destroyer is destroyed. That ends my turn.

“I summon Saggi the Dark Clown (600/1500) in Defense Mode,” said Kaiba. Let’s see you beat that.

“I summon Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Gazelle, destroy his Dark Clown! Saggi is destroyed. Make your move, Kaiba.

“I activate Tribute to the Doomed, destroying one of your monsters on the field and I have to discard one card to the Graveyard in exchange. Your Gazelle is no more! Gazelle is destroyed. Yugi, prepare to see the ultimate monster. I remove my Saggi, my Blue-Eyes, which I discarded when I played my Tribute to the Doomed, and my Versago to summon the rival of Obelisk, the mighty Wicked God Dreadroot (4000/4000) in Attack Mode. As long as he stays on the field, all other monsters on the field lose half of their ATK and DEF points. Big Shield Gardna’s stats drop to (50/1300). Now my beast, attack his Big Shield Gardna! Big Shield Gardna is destroyed. (Note: as long as Kaiba’s Dreadroot is on the field, I will show other monster’s stats cut in half when they are summoned.) Make your move, Yugi.

“Fine, Kaiba,” said Yami. I summon Beta the Magnet Warrior (850/800) in Defense Mode. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I activate Call of the Haunted to revive my Versago the Destroyer (550/450) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Dreadroot, destroy his Magnet Warrior!

“I activate my trap, Magic Cylinder!” said Yami. This card redirects the ATK of your monster and inflicts it as damage to your lifepoints. Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 4000.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Kaiba.

“I summon Alpha the Magnet Warrior (700/850) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. That ends my turn.

“I summon Enraged Battle Ox (850/500) in Defense Mode,” said Kaiba. Dreadroot, destroy his Magnet Warrior!

“I activate my trap, Raigeki Break!” said Yami. By discarding one card to the Graveyard, my trap destroys one card on the field. Say goodbye to your Wicked God Dreadroot!

“I don’t think so, Yugi,” said Kaiba. I activate Trap Jammer, negating any Trap card used in battle. Dreadroot, destroy his Magnet Warrior! Alpha is destroyed. That ends my turn.

“I remove Alpha and Beta the Magnet Warriors from play to summon my Dark Magician (1250/1050) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I activate the Spell Card Raigeki, wiping out all monsters on your side of the field,” said Kaiba.

“I activate Magic Jammer!” said Yami. This card negates your Raigeki. All I have to do in exchange is send one card to my Graveyard. Since I’ve negated your Spell card using a Counter-Trap card, I get to summon this monster, meet Dark King Dragon-Vandorgargon (1400/1250) in Defense Mode. Thanks to my monster’s special ability, by negating your Spell Card, you lose 1500 lifepoints. Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 2500. The end is near, Kaiba!

To be continued…

Rex and Weevil’s Tag-Team Duel (Part 4)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“It’s my move,” said Weevil. I remove my Cocoon of Evolution and Petit Moth from play to summon Metallizing Parasite-Lunatite (1000/500) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“Black Tyranno, destroy his Red-Eyes!” said Rex. Red-Eyes is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 5050. I’m sure you can’t beat that, Wheeler. That ends my turn.

“I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Now my Dragon Champion, attack his Parasite Lunatite! Parasite Lunatite is destroyed. That ends my turn.

“I remove my Red-Eyes from play to summon my Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. I return my Red-Eyes, Thousand Dragon and Baby Dragon to the Graveyard using Miracle Dig. My monster gains 300 ATK points for every Dragon in my Graveyard. Red-Eyes Darkness’ ATK rises to 3300. Red-Eyes, attack! Destroy his Black Tyranno! Black Tyranno is destroyed and Rex’s lifepoints drop to 3400. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I set one monster in Defense Mode,” said Weevil. Try and get me now, Pharaoh.

“I’ll make you pay for that, Wheeler!” said Rex. I remove Black Tyranno from play to summon my Dark Driceratops (2400/1500) in Attack Mode. Driceratops’ ATK rises to 2900 by the Oreichalkos. Then, I activate Change of Heart to take over your Darkness Dragon. Darkness Dragon, attack Wheeler directly!

“I activate Scapegoat!” said Joey. Now I summon four tokens to the field (0/0 each) in Defense Mode.

“Red-Eyes Darkness, destroy his goat token!” said Rex. The goat token is destroyed. Dark Driceratops, it’s your turn! Another token is destroyed. Two down, two to go. That ends my turn.

“Then Red-Eyes Darkness is back where he belongs,” said Joey.

“I summon King’s Knight (1600/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Thanks to King’s Knight’s special ability, if he and Queen’s Knight exist on my side of the field, I get to summon my Jack’s Knight (1900/1400) to the field. King’s Knight, attack his face down card! The face down Parasite Paracide (500/300) is destroyed.

“You know what happens now, right?” asked Weevil. The card you just attacked goes straight into your deck. Then, you shuffle your deck.

“And when I draw that card it is summoned to the field and I lose 1000 lifepoints. Not only that, but my monsters become insects,” said Yami.

“That’s right,” said Weevil. Now complete your turn.

“Fine,” said Yami. Swift Gaia the Fierce Knight, attack his lifepoints! Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 800. Finish him off, Jack’s Knight! Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 0. Joey, it’s your turn, so take Rex down!

“I will, Yugi,” said Joey. I summon Panther Warrior (2000/1600) in Attack Mode. Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon, destroy his Dark Driceratops! Dark Driceratops is destroyed and Rex’s lifepoints drop to 3000. I sacrifice a Scapegoat token so Panther can attack. Go Panther Warrior! Rex’s lifepoints drop to 1000. Next turn, it’s over for you Rex!

“I forfeit the duel since I can’t duel both of you at the same time,” said Rex. The Seal of Oreichalkos shrinks around Rex and takes his soul. Kaiba shows up an hour later.

Yugi, I have a new monster I want to test so I challenge you to a duel,” said Kaiba.

“As you wish,” said Yami. Yugi activates the Millennium Puzzle and Yami takes over.

“I’ll go first by summoning Versago the Destroyer (1100/900) in Defense Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I set two cards face down and end my turn. When I summon my great beast, this duel is over!

To be continued…

Rex and Weevil’s Tag-Team Duel (Part 3)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I activate Polymerization to remove my Gaia the Fierce Knight and Curse of Dragon from play, which I discarded to the Graveyard when I played Card Destruction, to summon Gaia the Dragon Champion (2600/2100) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 2800 since Dragon Champion is now an insect thanks to DNA Surgery. I activate Remove Trap to destroy your Trap Card DNA Surgery is destroyed and Insect Queen’s ATK drops to 2400. Gaia the Dragon Champion, destroy Insect Queen! Insect Queen is destroyed and Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 5400. Take him down, Joey.

“I summon Baby Dragon (1200/700) in Defense Mode,” said Joey. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Cocoon of Evolution (0/2000) in Defense Mode,” said Weevil. That ends my turn.

“Black Tyranno, destroy his Dragon!” said Rex. Baby Dragon is destroyed. That ends my turn.

“I summon Queen’s Knight (1500/1600) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Gaia, destroy his face down monster! The face down Insect Soldiers of the Sky (1000/1200) is destroyed. That ends my turn.

“I remove Time Wizard and Baby Dragon from play using my Polymerization card to summon my Thousand Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I activate Shield and Sword, exchanging the ATK with the DEF of our monsters. Thousand Dragon’s stats become (2000/2400) and Black Tyranno’s stats become (2100/2900). Next, I activate Raigeki, destroying all monsters on your field. Black Tyranno and Raise Body Heat are destroyed. Thousand Dragon, attack his lifepoints directly! Rex’s lifepoints drop to 3600. That ends my turn.

“I summon Petit Moth (300/200) in Defense Mode and I equip it with my Cocoon of Evolution,” said Weevil. My moth now has the same stats as my cocoon. Next, I activate Insect Barrier, blocking all of your insects’ attacks. Just wait till you see what I have planned. That ends my turn.

“I activate Monster Reborn to revive my Tyranno (2600/1800) in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Then, I play the card that snatched Yugi’s soul, the Seal of Oreichalkos! Black Tyranno’s ATK rises to 3100 by the Seal. Black Tyranno, attack his Thousand Dragon! Thousand Dragon is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 5750. That ends my turn.

“Gaia the Dragon Champion, destroy his Petit Moth!” said Yami. Petit Moth and Cocoon of Evolution are destroyed. Swift Gaia, attack his lifepoints directly! Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 3100. That ends my turn.

“I remove my Thousand Dragon and my Gearfried the Swordsmaster from play to summon Red-Eyes B Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Next, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“It’s my move,” said Weevil. I remove my Cocoon of Evolution and Petit Moth from play to summon Metallizing Parasite-Lunatite (1000/500) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“Black Tyranno, destroy his Red-Eyes!” said Rex. Red-Eyes is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 5050. I’m sure you can’t beat that, Wheeler. That ends my turn.

“I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Now my Dragon Champion, attack his Parasite Lunatite! Parasite Lunatite is destroyed. That ends my turn.

To be continued…

Rex and Weevil’s Tag-Team Duel (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I remove Flying Kamakiri and Insect Knight from play to summon my queen, Insect Queen (2200/2400) in Attack Mode,” said Weevil Then, I activate DNA Surgery changing all monsters on the field to the type I’ve chosen, which is Insects. As you know, my queen gains 200 ATK points for every insect monster on our fields. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 2400. Insect Queen, attack his lifepoints directly! Yami smiles.

“I activate Magic Cylinder, redirecting the attack of your monster at your lifepoints,” said Yami. Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 5600.

“I place two cards face down and end my turn,” said Weevil.

“My move, Wheeler,” said Rex. I remove my Uraby and Crawling Dragon #2 from play to summon my Black Tyranno (2600/1800) in Attack Mode. Then, I activate Block Attack, switching your Swordsmaster to Defense Mode. Black Tyranno, attack his Swordsmaster!

“I activate Fairy Box!” said Joey. Now, I get to toss a coin and call heads or tails and if I’m right, your monster’s ATK becomes 0. Your attack remains the same if I’m incorrect. I have to pay 500 lifepoints to keep it on the field. I call tails! Tails, all right! My lifepoints are safe this turn.

“I end my turn, Wheeler,” said Rex.

“My move, Weevil,” said Yami. I activate Card Destruction, forcing us to throw out our entire hands and draw the same number of cards that we threw out from our decks. Next, I activate Remove Trap to destroy your Trap Card DNA Surgery is destroyed and Insect Queen’s ATK drops to 2400. Then, I summon Swift Gaia the Fierce Knight (2300/2100) in Attack Mode.

“I would have thought the King of Games would have known better than to summon a 7-star monster without a sacrifice,” said Weevil.

“My monster’s special ability allows me to summon it without a sacrifice if it’s the only card in my hand,” said Yami.

“That doesn’t matter because my DNA Surgery is still in play so your Swift Gaia is now an insect, so you’ve only increased my queen’s ATK by another 200 ATK points,” said Weevil.

“I end my turn,” said Yami.

“I summon Time Wizard (500/400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I switch my Swordsmaster to Attack Mode. I won’t pay for Fairy Box. Fairy Box is destroyed. Next, I activate Time Wizard’s special ability, allowing me to toss a coin and call it. If I am correct, all of your monsters are destroyed and…

“If you call it wrong, you lose every monster on your side of the field and half of their ATK points are deducted from your lifepoints, I know how the card works, Wheeler,” said Rex.

“I call heads!” said Joey. Tails? Aw man! Time Wizard and Gearfried the Swordsmaster are destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 6450.

“What a rookie!” said Rex.

“Zip it dino breath!” said Joey. I use Monster Reborn to revive Time Wizard (500/400) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“I set one monster in Defense Mode,” said Weevil. That ends my turn.

“Black Tyranno, attack his Time Wizard!” said Rex. Time Wizard is destroyed. That ends my turn.

To be continued…

Rex and Weevil’s Tag-Team Duel (Part 1)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“Blue-Eyes, wipe out his Witch and the rest of his lifepoints!” said Kaiba. Witch of the Black Forest is destroyed and Pegasus’ lifepoints drop to 0.

“I get to add a monster whose DEF is 1500 or less to my hand from my deck,” said Pegasus. Then, I would shuffle my deck, but it doesn’t matter because I’ve lost the duel.

“How right you are, Pegasus,” said Kaiba. Rex again shows up, and sees Joey.

“Well, well, if it isn’t little Joey Wheeler,” said Rex. Weevil shows up a few minutes later.

“Yugi, I can’t stand not being able to defeat you so let’s duel,” said Weevil. This time, you and Wheeler will duel against Rex and I and when you lose, we’ll become the new Kings of Games.

“Fine, let’s duel,” said Joey.

“Yes, and we are going to defeat you two,” said Yugi. As with every duel, Yugi activates the Millennium Puzzle and Yami takes his place.

“I’ll start off with Insect Knight (1900/1500) in Attack Mode,” said Weevil. Then, I play the insect blocking power of Insect Barrier, blocking all of your insect monster attacks. That ends my turn. It’s my partner’s turn now.

“I summon Crawling Dragon #2 (1600/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Then, I play my Wasteland, raising the ATK and DEF of Dinosaur, Rock and Zombie monsters by 200 points. Crawling Dragon’s stats rise to (1800/1400). Next, I activate Raise Body Heat, giving my dino a 300 ATK and DEF point boost. Crawling Dragon #2’s stats rise to (2100/1700). Let’s see what ya got.

“All right,” said Yami. I summon Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) in Defense Mode. Then I set two cards face down and end my turn. Joey, give them all you’ve got.

“You got it, Yugi,” said Joey. I summon Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode. Then, I activate Release Restraint, sacrificing my Iron Knight to summon a new monster. Meet Gearfried the Swordsmaster (2600/2200) in Attack Mode. Gearfried the Swordsmaster, destroy his Crawling Dragon #2! Crawling Dragon is destroyed and Rex’s lifepoints drop to 7500. That ends my turn.

“Back to me,” said Weevil. I summon Flying Kamakiri #2 (1500/800) in Attack Mode. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I set one monster in Defense Mode,” said Rex. That ends my turn.

“My move,” said Yami. I summon Beta the Magnet Warrior (1700/1600) in Attack Mode. Then, I set one card face down to end my turn.

“I summon Axe Raider (1700/1150) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Gearfried the Swordsmaster, destroy his face down card! The face down Uraby (1500/800) is destroyed. Axe Raider, attack his lifepoints directly! Rex’s lifepoints drop to 5600. I place one card face down and end my turn.

“I activate Lightning Vortex, This card destroys all face up monsters on your side of the field. All I have to do in exchange is discard one card from my hand to the Graveyard. Beta the Magnet Warrior and Big Shield Gardna are destroyed. Next, I activate Dark Hole, wiping out all monsters on our side of the field since this is a double duel. Insect Knight and Flying Kamakiri are destroyed. I remove Flying Kamakiri and Insect Knight from play to summon my queen, Insect Queen (2200/2400) in Attack Mode,” said Weevil. Then, I activate DNA Surgery changing all monsters on the field to the type I’ve chosen, which is Insects. As you know, my queen gains 200 ATK points for every insect monster on our fields. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 2400. Insect Queen, attack his lifepoints directly!

To be continued…

Pegasus’ New Toon Deck (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I activate my Toon Table of Contents, allowing me to look through my deck for a monster that has Toon in its name or is called Manga Ryu-Ran,” said Pegasus. I remove my Toon Goblins from play to summon Toon Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Attack Mode. My Toon can’t attack this turn, so I end my turn.

“You realize that your Toon Skull is weaker than my monster, right?” asked Kaiba.

“So, what’s your point, Kaiba?” asked Pegasus.

“I sacrifice my Giant Germ to summon Gadget Soldier (1800/2000) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I play my Wingbeat of Giant Dragon Spell card. By returning a 5-star or higher monster to my hand, my Spell card destroys all Spell and Trap cards on the field. I return Gadget Solder to my hand. Say goodbye to your Toons and your Toon World! Toon world and Toon Summoned Skull are destroyed. Blue-Eyes, attack his lifepoints directly! Pegasus’ lifepoints drop to 2000. That ends my turn.

“I activate Dark Hole, destroying all monsters on the field,” said Pegasus. Blue-Eyes and Fairy Meteor Crush are destroyed. Then, I summon Cannon Soldier (1400/1300) in Attack Mode. Next, I offer it as a tribute to activate its effect, which inflicts 500 points to your lifepoints. Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 6200. Next, I remove Cannon Soldier and Toon Summoned Skull from play to summon Ryu-Ran (2200/2600) in Attack Mode. Ryu-Ran, attack Kaiba boy’s lifepoints directly! Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 4000. Make your move, Kaiba boy.

“With pleasure,” said Kaiba. I activate Monster Reborn to revive my Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. Blue-Eyes, destroy his Ryu-Ran! Ryu-Ran is destroyed and Pegasus’ lifepoints drop to 1200. Top that, Pegasus.

“I activate my Raigeki card, obliterating any monster on your side of the field,” said Pegasus. Blue-Eyes White Dragon is destroyed. Toon Gemini Elf, attack his lifepoints directly! Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 2100. It’s your move, Kaiba boy.

“I activate Premature Burial to revive my Blue-Eyes from the Graveyard,” said Kaiba. Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 1300. Blue-Eyes, destroy his Toon Gemini Elf! Toon Gemini Elf is destroyed and Pegasus’ lifepoints drop to 100. Make your last move before I crush you!

“I summon Mystic Tomato (1400/1100) in Defense Mode,” said Pegasus. That ends my turn.

“I summon Vorse Raider (1900/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Vorse Raider, destroy his Mystic Tomato! Mystic Tomato is destroyed.

“Now, I get to summon a Dark Monster whose ATK is 1500 or less from my deck to the field in Attack Mode,” said Pegasus. My deck is then shuffled afterwards. I summon Witch of the Black Forest (1100/1200) in Attack Mode.

“Blue-Eyes, wipe out his Witch and the rest of his lifepoints!” said Kaiba. Witch of the Black Forest is destroyed and Pegasus’ lifepoints drop to 0.

“I get to add a monster whose DEF is 1500 or less to my hand from my deck,” said Pegasus. Then, I would shuffle my deck, but it doesn’t matter because I’ve lost the duel.

“How right you are, Pegasus,” said Kaiba. Rex again shows up and sees Joey.

“Well, well, if it isn’t little Joey Wheeler,” said Rex. Weevil shows up a few minutes later.

“Yugi, I can’t stand not being able to defeat you so let’s duel,” said Weevil. This time, you and Wheeler will duel against Rex and I and when you lose, we’ll become the new Kings of Games.

“Fine, let’s duel,” said Joey.

“Yes, and we are going to defeat you two,” said Yugi.

To be continued…

Pegasus’ New Toon Deck (Part 1)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“Don’t you dorks have somewhere to go?” asked Kaiba. Why is it that you geeks are always in my way?

“Zip it rich boy!” said Joey.

“What’s the matter, don’t have anything smart to say?” asked Kaiba.

“That’s not cool, Kaiba,” said Tea`. Kaiba sees Pegasus.

“What do you want, Pegasus?” asked Kaiba.

“Me? I just wanted to stop by,” said Pegasus.

“Then leave,” said Kaiba.

“Kaiba, why is it that you’re so obnoxious to people?” asked Kaiba.

“That’s none of your business,” said Kaiba.

“All right, Kaiba, since you’re here, how about we duel?” asked Pegasus.

“Will you get out of my way if I do?” asked Kaiba. If so, let’s duel!

“I’ll start,” said Pegasus. I activate Toon World for the price of 1000 lifepoints. Pegasus’ lifepoints drop to 7000. Then, I summon Toon Goblin Attack Force (2300/0) in Attack Mode. Finally, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Giant Germ (1000/100) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Toon Gemini Elf (1900/900) in Attack Mode,” said Pegasus. My monster does not require Toon World on the field to be summoned .Toon Goblins, destroy his Giant Germ! Giant Germ is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 6700.

“You lose 500 lifepoints since my Giant Germ was destroyed during battle and I get to summon two more Giant Germ cards to the field (1000/100 each) in Attack Mode.

“Like the regular Goblin Attack Force, Toon Goblin Attack Force also goes into Defense Mode,” said Pegasus. That ends my turn.

“I activate Cost Down, lowering all monsters in my hand by two levels,” said Kaiba. Then, I remove my Giant Germ from my Graveyard to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. Next, I activate Fairy Meteor Crush. Now, when my White Dragon destroys your Goblins, you lose the difference in damage to your lifepoints. Blue-Eyes, destroy his Goblins!

“Ah, ah, ah,” said Pegasus. I activate my Mirror Force, destroying all your monsters on the field in Attack Mode.

“You didn’t count on this card, my Trap Jammer Trap card,” said Kaiba. My trap negates your Trap since it was activated during battle. Toon Goblin Attack Force is destroyed and Pegasus’ lifepoints drop to 5000. I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I activate my Toon Index, allowing me to look through my deck for a monster that has Toon in its name or is called Manga Ryu-Ran,” said Pegasus. (Note: for the cards in the Japanese decks and booster packs, I will be using their Japanese names.) I remove my Toon Goblins from play to summon Toon Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Attack Mode. My Toon can’t attack this turn, so I end my turn.

“You realize that your Toon Skull is weaker than my monster, right?” asked Kaiba.

“So, what’s your point, Kaiba?” asked Pegasus.

To be continued…

Joey’s Friendly Duel (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I summon Rocket Warrior (1500/1300) in Defense Mode,” said Joey. That ends my turn.

“My move, Joey,” said Yami. I activate Pot of Greed, allowing me to take the next two cards from my deck and add them to my hand. Next, I summon Mystical Elf (800/2000) in Defense Mode. Dark Magician, destroy Rocket Warrior! Rocket Warrior is destroyed. That ends my turn.

“I summon Time Wizard (500/400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. I’m sure I don’t need to explain his effect, right Yugi?

“Right,” said Yami. You toss a coin and call heads or tails. If you are correct, all of my monsters are destroyed and if you’re wrong, your monsters are destroyed and half of those monsters’ ATK points are subtracted from your lifepoints. Go for it, Joey.

“I call tails!” said Joey. All right, it’s tails! Yami’s Mystical Elf and Gamma the Magnet Warrior are destroyed. I switch Rocket Warrior to Attack Mode. Time Wizard, attack his lifepoints directly! Yami’s lifepoints drop to 4200. I set one card face down and end my turn. Give me everything ya got, Yugi.

“I activate Black Luster Ritual, allowing me to sacrifice monsters whose total level equals 8 or more,” said Yami. I remove Gamma the Magnet Warrior and Mystical Elf from my Graveyard to summon the Black Luster Soldier (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. Soldier, attack!

“Sorry, Yugi, but, I activate Magic Cylinder!” said Joey. Now the ATK of your monster gets subtracted from your lifepoints. Yami’s lifepoints drop to 1200.

“That ends my turn, Joey,” said Yami.

“I remove my Rocket Warrior from the game to summon Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I remove Red-Eyes B. Chick from the game to summon Red-Eyes B. Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode. Next, I activate Shield & Sword, swapping the ATK with the DEF of our monsters. Red-Eyes’ stats become (2000/2400), Summoned Skull’s stats become (1200/2500) and Black Luster Soldier’s stats become (2500/3000). Next, I play Dark Hole, wiping all monsters of the field. Summoned Skull, Red-Eyes and Black Luster Soldier are destroyed. Finally, I use Polymerization to remove my Summoned Skull and Red-Eyes B. Dragon from play to summon B. Skull Dragon (3200/2500) in Attack Mode. B. Skull Dragon, attack his lifepoints directly! Yami’s lifepoints drop to 0. Good duel, man.

“Thanks Joey, you’ve become quite the duelist,” said Yami. Kaiba is walking through Battle City when he spots Yugi and the gang.

“Don’t you dorks have somewhere to go?” asked Kaiba. Why is it that you geeks are always in my way?

“Kaiba!” said Joey.

“Humph, Wheeler,” said Kaiba.

“Zip it rich boy!” said Joey.

“What’s the matter, don’t have anything smart to say?” asked Kaiba.

“That’s not cool, Kaiba,” said Tea`. Kaiba sees Pegasus.

“What do you want, Pegasus?” asked Kaiba.

“Me? I just wanted to stop by,” said Pegasus.

“Then leave,” said Kaiba.

“Kaiba, why is it that you’re so obnoxious to people?” asked Pegasus.

“That’s none of your business,” said Kaiba.

“All right, Kaiba, since you’re here, how about we duel?” asked Pegasus.

“Will you get out of my way if I do?” asked Kaiba. If so, let’s duel!

To be continued…

Joey’s Friendly Duel (Part 1)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I summon Maha Vailo (1550/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I activate Black Pendant, raising his ATK points by 500 but his special ability adds 500 ATK points to him whenever he’s equipped to a Spell card. Maha Vailo’s ATK rises to 2550. Maha Vailo, destroy the hat on the far right! The hat is destroyed and Obnoxious Celtic Guard remains on the field. How is it possible that your Celtic Guard is still on the field, Yugi?

“My Obnoxious Celtic Guard cannot be destroyed by monsters whose ATK strength is 1900 or more,” said Yami.

“I end my turn,” said Joey.

“I activate Dark Hole, destroying every monster on the field,” said Yami. Obnoxious Celtic Guard, Maha Vailo, Gearfried, Big Shield Gardna and Black Pendant are destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 7500 by Black Pendant’s effect It’s over! Then, I summon Alpha the Magnet Warrior (1400/1700) in Defense Mode and end my turn.

“I remove my Maha Vailo, Gearfried and Swordsman of Landstar from play to summon my ultimate warrior, Gilford the Lightning (2800/1400) in Attack Mode. By sacrificing 3 monsters, my Gilford destroys every one of your monsters. Dark Magician is destroyed. Gilford, direct attack! Yami’s lifepoints drop to 4700. I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I use Monster Reborn to revive Dark Magician (2500/2100) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I activate Book of Sacred Arts, raising my Magician’s ATK and DEF by 300. Dark Magician’s stats rise to (2800/2400). Next, I set one card face down to end my turn.

“I summon Red-Eyes B. Chick (800/500) in Defense Mode,” said Joey. That ends my turn.

“I summon Gamma the Magnet Warrior (1500/1800) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Dark Magician, destroy his B. Chick! Red-Eyes B. Chick is destroyed. That ends my turn.

“Gilford, destroy his Magnet Warrior!” said Joey.

“I activate Raigeki Break,” said Yami. This Trap card allows me to destroy one card on the field for the price of one card from my hand to the Graveyard. Your Gilford is no more! Gilford the Lightning is destroyed. Dark Magician, attack his lifepoints! Joey’s lifepoints drop to 3700. That ends my turn.

“I summon Rocket Warrior (1500/1300) in Defense Mode,” said Joey. That ends my turn.

“I summon Time Wizard (500/400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. I’m sure I don’t need to explain his effect, right Yugi?

“I call tails!” said Joey. Yes, it’s tails! Yami’s Mystical Elf and Gamma the Magnet Warrior are destroyed. I switch Rocket Warrior to Attack Mode. Time Wizard, attack his lifepoints directly! Yami’s lifepoints drop to 4200. I set one card face down and end my turn. Give me everything ya got, Yugi.

To be continued…

The Start of Kaiba’s Latest Tournament

Kaiba announces the rules of his latest tournament.

“Fellow Duelists,” said Kaiba. I welcome you to the Monster Removal Tournament! First, the rules, to summon a 5 or 6-star monster, you most remove 1 monster from play. A Fusion Monster is summoned by removing the Fusion Material Monsters from play. For a Ritual Monster, you must remove the monsters whose total level equals the required level from play until the requirement is met. Duelists begin their duels with 8000 lifepoints. This tournament is harder than it looks. That’s it, now put your skills to the test! I’ll put my skills to the test by challenging Yugi Muto. Joey suddenly appears.

“Hey Yugi,” said Joey. Want to duel me?

“Sure,” said Yugi.

“I’ll let you go first, pal,” said Joey.

“Ok, Joey,” said Yugi. Yugi activates the Millennium Puzzle and Yami takes his place. I summon Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts (1500/1200) in Attack Mode. Finally, I set two cards face down and end my turn.

“I summon Swordsman of Landstar (500/1200) in Defense Mode,” said Joey. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Then, I set two cards face down and end my turn.

“I summon Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I activate my Graceful Dice card, raising my monsters’ ATK points depending on the number I roll. Go Graceful Dice! Come on, 3. Yes! A 3, my monsters gain 300 ATK points! Gearfried’s stats drop to (2100/1900) and Swordsman of Landstar’s stats drop to (800/1500). Next, I reveal my Trap card, Skull Dice! This card reduces your monsters’ ATK and DEF depending on the number rolled. I need a 4 or more to destroy your Celtic Guard. A 4! Just what I need! Obnoxious Celtic Guard’s stats drop to (1000/800). Gearfried, destroy his Obnoxious Celtic Guard!

“I activate Magical Hats to conceal my monsters,” said Yami. Now, I get to select 1 monster, 1 Spell and 1 Trap card and 1 monster on my side of the field and set the Spell and/or Trap cards on the field with 0 ATK and DEF points. They are destroyed at the end of your last attack. I must shuffle my deck and the 3 cards on the field. Pick a hat, Joey.

“Gearfried, destroy the hat on the left!” said Joey. The hat is destroyed along with the Spellbinding Circle. Not the Circle!

“Yes, the Circle and thanks to its effect, the monster I choose can’t attack,” said Yami. Your Gearfried the Iron Knight is my target.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Joey. The other Spell/Trap card is destroyed.

“I summon Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. That ends my turn.

“My Obnoxious Celtic Guard cannot be destroyed by monsters whose ATK strength is 1900 or more,” said Yami.

“I end my turn,” said Joey.

“I activate Dark Hole, destroying every monster on the field,” said Yami. Obnoxious Celtic Guard, Maha Vailo, Gearfried, Swordsman of Landstar, Big Shield Gardna and Black Pendant are destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 7500 by Black Pendant’s effect. It’s over!

To be continued…