My Yu-Gi-Oh Episodes

Season 5

Fusion monsters in this season are made-up and if their stats are wacky, I will round up or down to the nearest number. For example, Player A summons a monster with stats of (1475/1934). I will round that to (1500/1900). As I’ve said before, parenthesis and italicized text means there’s no one talking. Ultimate Rare cards are color-coded pink, Ultra Rare cards are color-coded red, Super Rare cards are color-coded blue, Secret Rare cards are color-coded bright green, Rare cards are color-coded green and common cards are color-coded black except Fusion monsters. Card rarities are based on the Starter Decks and the English booster packs from Legend of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon onward. From here onward, my episodes are typed in 11 font.

Rex’s Dinosaur Creations (Part 1)

Yugi, Joey, Tea` and Tristin are discussing Joey’s duel with Kaiba.

“I can’t believe that jerk defeated me again!” said Joey.

“Take it easy, Joey,” said Tristin. You’ll beat him next time. Rex overhears Joey and walks over.

“So I hear you lost to Kaiba,” said Rex. What a wimp! Think you could beat me?

“Sure I could,” said Joey.

“All right, let’s duel!” said Rex. I’ll start with Uraby (1500/800) in Attack Mode. Prepare for some dino demolition!

“I summon Darkfire Solder #1 (1700/1050) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Darkfire Soldier, destroy his Uraby! Uraby is destroyed and Rex’s lifepoints drop to 3800. I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Gilasaurus (1400/400) in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Then, I summon another Gilasaurus (1400/400) also in Attack Mode. Next, I use Polymerization to fuse my dinos together to form Twin-Headed Gilasaurus (1400/400) in Attack Mode. Since both of my Gilasaurus’ were special summons, I get to summon another monster. I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I sacrifice my Darkfire Soldier to summon Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Summoned Skull, destroy his Twin-Head Gilasaurus! Twin-Headed Gilasaurus remains on the field and Rex’s lifepoints drop to 2700.

“What’s the deal Rex?” asked Joey. How come your monster wasn’t destroyed?

“My monster can’t be destroyed by monster’s whose ATK is between 1500 and 3000,” said Rex.

“I end my turn, Rex,” said Joey.

“I sacrifice my Twin-Headed Gilasaurus to summon Dark Driceratops (2400/1500) in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Then I activate Wasteland, which raises the ATK and DEF of all Dinosaur, Zombie and Rock monsters by 200 points. Dark Driceratops’ ATK rises to 2600 and its DEF rises to 1700. Dark Driceratops, destroy his Summoned Skull! Summoned Skull is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 3900. That ends my turn.

“I summon Maha Vailo (1550/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I play Malevolent Nuzzler, which raises the monster equipped by it 700 ATK points. My Maha Vailo gets the card. Maha Vailo’s ATK rises to 2750.

“Wait a minute, your monster’s ATK should be 2250 not 2750!” said Rex.

“On a normal circumstance your right, Rex, but my monster gains an additional 500 ATK points for each equipment Spell card attached to him,” said Joey. Maha Vailo, destroy his Dark Driceratops! Dark Driceratops is destroyed and Rex’s lifepoints drop to 2550. I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Element Saurus (1500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Rex. Element Saurus’ ATK rises to 1700 by Wasteland’s effect. I play Raise Body Heat, which raises a Dinosaur’s ATK and DEF by 300 points. Since my Element Saurus is the only Dinosaur on the field he gets the card. Element Saurus’ ATK rises to 2000. Then, I play United We Stand, which raise my monster’s ATK and DEF by 800 for every equipment Spell card attached to it. Element Saurus’ ATK rises to 3600 and its DEF rises to 3000. . Element Saurus, attack his Maha Vailo!

“Not so fast, Rex,” said Joey. I activate Waboku, which reduces the damage to my lifepoints to 0. Oh well.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Rex.

“I use Monster Reborn to revive Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I sacrifice my Summoned Skull and Maha Vailo to summon Red-Eyes B. Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode. Wait till you see what I got planned next!

To be continued…

Kaiba’s Duel of Torment (Part 1)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“Let’s duel, rich boy!” said Joey.

“I’ll go first, Wheeler,” said Kaiba. I summon Gemini Elf (1900/900) in Attack Mode. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Swordsman of Landstar (500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then I set these two cards face down for later. Let’s see what ya got. “I activate White Dragon Ritual,” said Kaiba. Then, by sacrificing 2 level 4 monsters from my hand, I can summon Paladin of White Dragon (1900/1200) in Attack Mode. Then, I offer my Paladin as a tribute to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. The worst is yet to come!

“I summon Goblin Attack Force (2300/0) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I’m about to call forth my Egyptian God Card!” said Kaiba.

“You have only 2 monsters on the field,” said Joey.

“That may be but I activate Soul Exchange, this card allows me to sacrifice your monster in place of mine. I sacrifice your Attack Force, my Blue-Eyes and my Gemini Elf to summon Obelisk the Tormentor (4000/4000) in Attack Mode. You’re finished! I won’t attack just yet. I want to prolong your demise. I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Flame Manipulator (900/1000) in Defense Mode,” said Joey. Then, I switch my Swordsman of Landstar to Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“I summon Slate Warrior (1900/400) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Slate Warrior, destroy his Swordsman of Landstar!

“I activate Skull Dice!” said Joey. Now your monster’s ATK will drop by 100 times the number rolled.

“I activate Seven Tools of the Bandit!” said Kaiba. For a price of a mere 1000 lifepoints your Trap card is negated. Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 3000. So much for your Trap card. Skull Dice is negated. Slate Warrior, annihilate his Swordsman! Swordsman of Landstar is destroyed. I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Masaki the Legendary Swordsman (1100/1100) in Defense Mode,” said Joey. Then, I use Polymerization to fuse my Flame Manipulator and my Masaki to form Flame Manipulator, the Legendary Swordsman (800/1050) in Attack Mode. Try and get me now!

“I will, Wheeler,” said Kaiba. I summon Z-Metal Tank (1500/1300) in Attack Mode. Z-Metal Tank, take out his Legendary Swordsman!

“I don’t think so,” said Joey. My monster can’t be attacked by my opponent’s monsters.

“I set one card face down to end my turn,” said Kaiba.

“I summon 7 Colored Fish (1800/800) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. 7 Colored Fish, destroy his Z-Metal Tank!

“I don’t think so, Wheeler,” said Kaiba. I activate Ring of Destruction! This card will now destroy your Colored Fish and the ATK of your Fish is subtracted from our lifepoints. 7 Colored Fish is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 1200. Joey’s lifepoints drop to 2200.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Joey.

“I sacrifice my Z- Metal Tank and my Slate Warrior to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I activate Burst Stream of Destruction! This card destroys all monsters on your side of the field. Flame Manipulator, the Legendary Swordsman is destroyed. Then, I use Polymerization to fuse my two Blue-Eyes and my Burst Stream of Destruction to form Blue-Eyes Darkness Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. Obelisk the Tormentor, attack Wheeler’s lifepoints directly! Joey’s lifepoints drop to 0. No matter how many times you challenge me, you’re still a 3^rd rate duelist. Let’s go Mokuba.

Weevil’s Bug Swarm (Part 3)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I summon Red-Eyes B. Chick (800/500) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I sacrifice my Chick to summon Red-Eyes B. Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode. I’m not done yet. I sacrifice my Red-Eyes to summon Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode. My monster gains 300 ATK points for every Dragon monster in my Graveyard. There’s Red-Eyes, B. Dragon and Red-Eyes B. Chick, so my monster gains 600 ATK points. Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon’s ATK rises to 2600. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 1700. Swordsmaster Summoned Skull, destroy his Parasite Knight!

“I activate DNA Surgery!” said Weevil. This card will turn all monsters on the field into the type I choose. Any guesses, Wheeler?

“It doesn’t matter what type I choose because thanks to Baby Jinzo’s second ability, all of your Trap cards are useless,” said Joey. Now my Swordsmaster, finish off his Parasite Knight! Parasite Knight is destroyed. That ends my turn.

“It’s the last turn before my mighty Insect hatches,” said Weevil. I switch my insect Queen to Attack Mode. Insect Queen, attack his Little Winguard!

“I activate Mirror Force!” said Joey. This card destroys every one of your monsters in Attack Mode. Insect Queen is destroyed.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Weevil.

“I summon Time Wizard (500/400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon, attack his Cocoon of Evolution!

“Not so fast!” said Weevil. I activate Negate Attack! This card puts an end to any and all of your attacks this turn.

“I end my turn, Weevil.

“It’s finally time for me to summon my ultimate monster!” said Weevil. I summon Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth (3500/3000) in Attack Mode. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 1900. Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth, destroy his Darkness Dragon! Red-Eyes Darkness is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 3100. That ends my turn

“Time to win this duel,” said Joey. I activate Raigeki, which destroys all monsters on your side of the field. Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth, Cocoon of Evolution, Petit Moth and Insect Queen are destroyed. Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon, attack his lifepoints directly! Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 0. All right! I won the duel!

“Way to go Joey!” said Tristin.

“Way to show that cheater a thing or to!” said Tea`.

“You guys are the best, thank you,” said Joey. I couldn’t have won this duel without you.

“That’s what friends are for,” said Tea`. Suddenly Kaiba appears in the alley near where Joey’s duel was.

“All right, Wheeler, it’s time to duel!” said Kaiba.

“Why?” asked Joey.

“What better to do than to beat you over and over again,” said Kaiba.

“Let’s duel, rich boy!” said Joey.

“I’ll go first, Wheeler,” said Kaiba. I summon Gemini Elf (1900/900) in Attack Mode. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Swordsman of Landstar (500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then I set these two cards face down for later. Let’s see what ya got.

“I activate White Dragon Ritual,” said Kaiba. Then, by sacrificing 2 level 4 monsters from my hand, I can summon Paladin of White Dragon (1900/1200) in Attack Mode. Then, I offer my Paladin as a tribute to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode.

To be continued…

Weevil’s Bug Swarm (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I must figure out a way to stop Weevil from summoning his Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth!” said Joey to himself. I summon Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 3200. Then, I play Release Restraint, which allows me to offer Gearfreid as a tribute so I can summon his true self, Gearfried the Swordsmaster (2600/2200) in Attack Mode. Next, I activate Polymerization to fuse Gearfried the Swordsmaster and Summoned Skull to create Swordsmaster Summoned Skull (2550/1700) in Attack Mode. Insect Queen’s ATK drops to 2800 but then rises to 3000. Swordsmaster Summoned Skull, attack his Flying Kamakiri!

“You can’t! My Parasite Knight turns your Swordsmaster into an insect and Insect Barrier is still in play!” said Weevil.

“I don’t think so,” said Joey. My monster is unaffected by effect monsters. Now, attack! Flying Kamakiri is destroyed and Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 2950. Insect Queen’s ATK drops to 2800. That ends my turn.

“There are only 4 turns before my ultimate insect hatches!” said Weevil. Your monsters are getting weaker by the second. Axe Raider’s ATK drops to 700 and Jinzo’s ATK drops to 400. I set one monster in Defense Mode. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Baby Dragon (1200/700) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 3000. Then, I remove my Jinzo and my Baby Dragon from play to create Baby Jinzo (1800/1100) Insect Queen’s ATK drops to 2600 but then rises to 2800. Since Baby Jinzo was summoned all monsters on your side of the field and the ones you summon lose half of

their ATK points. Insect Queen’s ATK drops to 1400 and Parasite Knight’s ATK drops to 600. Swordsmaster Summoned Skull, destroy his Insect Queen! Insect Queen is destroyed and Weevil’s lifepoints drop to 1800. That ends my turn.

“3 turns until my Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth emerges!” said Weevil. Parasite Knight, drain his monster’s ATKs! Baby Jinzo’s ATK drops to 700, Fiend Megacyber’s ATK drops to 1400 and Axe Raider’s ATK drops to 200. I use Monster Reborn to revive Insect Queen (2200/2400) in Attack Mode. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 3000 but then drops to 1500 by Baby Jinzo’s effect. I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Little-Winguard (1400/1800) in Defense Mode,” said Joey. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“Only 2 turns left,” said Weevil. Your monsters are now useless! Axe Raider’s ATK drops to 0, Baby Jinzo’s ATK drops to 200, Fiend Megacyber’s ATK drops to 700 and Little Winguard’s ATK drops to 900. I switch my monsters into Defense Mode and end my turn.

“I summon Red-Eyes B. Chick (800/500) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I sacrifice my Chick to summon Red-Eyes B. Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode. I’m not done yet. I sacrifice my Red-Eyes to summon Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon (2400/2000) in Attack Mode. My monster gains 300 ATK points for every Dragon monster in my Graveyard. There’s Red-Eyes, B. Dragon and Red-Eyes B. Chick, so my monster gains 600 ATK points. Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon’s ATK rises to 2600. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 1700. Swordsmaster Summoned Skull, destroy his Parasite Knight!

“I activate DNA Surgery!” said Weevil. This card will turn all monsters on the field into the type I choose. Any guesses, Wheeler?

“It’s the last turn before my mighty Insect hatches,” said Weevil. I switch my Insect Queen to Attack Mode. Insect Queen, attack his Little Winguard!

To be continued…

Weevil’s Bug Swarm (Part 1)

Weevil looks for Joey and finds him two blocks down from where he started.

“Oh Wheeler,” said Weevil.

“What do ya want, Bug Boy?” asked Joey.

“How about we have a rematch,” said Weevil.

“I accept your challenge and I’m gonna squash you like a bug!” said Joey.

“I’ll start off with Insect Knight (1900/1500) in Attack Mode,” said Weevil. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Mad Dog of Darkness (1900/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Parasite Paracide (500/300) in Attack Mode,” said Weevil. Then, I use Polymerization to combine my two monsters together to form Parasite Knight (1200/850) in Attack Mode. My monster has the ability to turn every monster on your side of the field to an Insect and during my turn, it lowers their strength by 500 ATK points! Weevil laughs. Then, I activate Insect Barrier, I assume you know how it works, right Wheeler? Weevil laughs again.

“Yes, now let’s get on with this duel, all ready!” said Joey.

“Very well,” said Weevil. I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I sacrifice my Mad Dog to summon Jinzo (2400/1500) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I set two cards face down and end my turn.

“My move, first, your Jinzo loses 500 ATK points,” said Weevil. Jinzo ATK drops to 1900. I summon Flying Kamakiri #2 (1500/800) in Attack Mode. That ends my turn.

“I summon Axe Raider (1700/1150) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. That ends my turn.

“Your Jinzo now loses 500 more ATK points,” said Weevil. Jinzo’s ATK drops to 1400. I summon Pinch Hopper (1000/1200) in Attack Mode. Then, I activate Insect Imitation, which allows me to offer an Insect monster as a tribute and summon an Insect monster with 1 more level than the tributed monster in face up Attack Mode or face down Defense Mode. Since I’ve also destroyed Pinch Hopper, I get to summon another insect to the field. I summon Insect Queen (2200/2400) in Attack Mode. Then I set one monster in Defense Mode by Insect Imitation’s effect and end my turn.

“I summon the Fiend Megacyber (2200/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Since you have 2 or more monsters on the field than I do, I get to summon this bad boy without any tributes. That ends my turn.

“Now, your monsters lose even more ATK points,” said Weevil. Axe Raider’s ATK drops to 1200, Jinzo’s ATK drops to 900. Fiend Megacyber’s ATK drops to 1700. I summon Petit Moth (300/200) in Defense Mode. Then, I equip my moth with the Cocoon of Evolution (0/2000) in Defense Mode. Oh, I almost forgot, my Queen gets 200 ATK points for every insect on the field and I have to offer 1 monster as a tribute so Insect Queen can attack. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 3000. That ends my turn. Just 5 turns until your ultimate destruction!

“I must figure out a way to stop Weevil from summoning his Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth!” said Joey to himself. I summon Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode. Insect Queen’s ATK rises to 3200. Then, I play Release Restraint, which allows me to offer Gearfreid as a tribute so I can summon his true self, Gearfried the Swordsmaster (2600/2200) in Attack Mode. Next, I activate Polymerization to fuse Gearfried the Swordsmaster and Summoned Skull to create Summoned Skull, the Swordsmaster (2550/1700) in Attack Mode. Insect Queen’s ATK drops to 2800 but then rises to 3000. Summoned Skull the Swordsmaster, attack his Flying Kamakiri!

“You can’t! My Parasite Knight turns your Swordsmaster into an insect and Insect Barrier is still in play!” said Weevil.

To be continued…

Mai’s Harpie Fusions (Part 3)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I summon Amazoness Archer (1400/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Mai. Then, I activate Harpie’s Feather Duster, which destroys every Spell and Trap card you have on the field.

“I activate Gryphon Wing!” said Joey. This card negates your Feather Duster and destroys all of your Spell and Trap cards instead of mine.

“Cyber Amazoness Paladin, destroy his Time Wizard!” said Mai.

“You’ve just triggered my Waboku Trap card!” said Joey. Now, I don’t take any damage to my lifepoints.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Mai. Let’s see what you’ve got kid.

“I summon Freed the Brave Wanderer (1700/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I set two cards face down and end my turn.

“I summon Harpie Lady 1 (1300/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Mai. Cyber Amazoness Paladin’s ATK drops to 1600. Cyber Amazoness Paladin, destroy his Brave Wanderer!

“I activate Skull Dice!” said Joey. This card will reduce your monsters’ ATKs depending on the number I roll. Go Skull Dice! Yes! A 3! All of your monsters lose 300 ATK points. Cyber Amazoness Paladin’s ATK drops to 1300, Harpie Lady 1’s ATK drops to 1000 and Mai’s lifepoints drop to 2700.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Mai.

“Freed the Brave Wanderer, destroy her Cyber Amazoness Paladin!” said Joey.

“I activate Mirror Wall,” said Mai. This card will reduce any of your monster’s ATKs when they attack. I must pay 2000 lifepoints to keep this card in play.

“I end my turn, Mai,” said Joey.

“I pay for Mirror Wall,” said Mai. Mai’s lifepoints drop to 700. Then, I summon Unfriendly Amazon (2000/1000) in Attack Mode. Unfriendly Amazon, destroy his Brave Wanderer!

“I activate Magic Cylinder!” said Joey. This card will subtract the attack of your Amazon from your lifepoints.

“I activate Trap Jammer!” said Mai. Since you’ve activated a Trap card during battle, my Trap Jammer cancels it out. Unfriendly Amazon, destroy his Freed the Brave Wanderer! Freed is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 1100. That ends my turn.

“I summon Mad Dog of Darkness (1900/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I play Remove Trap, which destroys one face up Trap card on the field. Goodbye Mirror Wall!

“I don’t think so,” said Mai. I activate Magic Jammer! At a cost of one card from my hand to the Graveyard, I negate your Remove Trap.

“That ends my turn,” said Joey.

“My move, Wheeler,” said Mai. Cyber Amazoness Paladin’s ATK rises to 2100. That ends my turn.

“I summon Harpie’s Brother (1800/600) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I use Polymerization to fuse my Harpie’s Brother with my Mad Dog of Darkness to form Harpie’s Brother of Darkness (1750/1000) in Attack Mode. When my monster is summoned, every one of your monsters is removed from play. Cyber Amazoness Paladin disappears from the field. Then, it destroys every Spell and Trap card on the field. Mai’s Mirror Wall is destroyed. Harpie’s Brother of Darkness, attack her lifepoints directly! Mai’s lifepoints drop to 0.

“That was a good duel, Wheeler,” said Mai.

“Yeah, I guess it was, wasn’t it?” asked Joey. Meanwhile Weevil hides behind the Domino Pier.

“Joey won’t stand a chance against my new insects,” said Weevil.

Mai’s Harpie Fusions (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I activate Call of the Haunted to revive Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I activate Release Restraint, which forces me to offer Gearfried as a tribute, so I can summon Gearfried the Swordsmaster (2600/2200) in Attack Mode. Gearfried the Swordsmaster, destroy her Pet Dragon! Harpie’s Pet Dragon is destroyed and Mai’s lifepoints drop to 2800. Then, I set one card face down to end my turn.

“I summon Harpie Lady (1300/1400) in Attack Mode,” said Mai. Then, I use Premature Burial to bring back Harpie’s Pet Dragon (2000/2500) in Attack Mode. Mai’s lifepoints drop to 2000. Then, I use Polymerization to fuse them together to form Harpie’s Pet Lady (1650/1950) in Defense Mode. To end my turn, I set one card face down. It won’t be long now!

“Jinzo, attack her Harpie’s Pet Lady!” said Joey.

“I don’t think so,” said Mai. My monster lowers the ATK of the monster that attacks it by 500. Jinzo’s ATK drops to 1900 and Mai’s lifepoints drop to 1750.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Joey.

“I summon Cyber Harpie Lady (1800/1300) in Attack Mode,” said Mai. Then, I remove them from play to form Cyber Harpie’s Pet Lady (1100/1600) in Defense Mode. Don’t think this monster is a weak one. In fact, it has a deadly special ability. It gains half of the monster’s ATK points until the end of the turn when it attacks it and reduces that monster’s ATK by 500. Cyber Harpie’s Pet Lady, attack his Gearfried the Swordsmaster! Gearfried the Swordsmaster’s ATK drops to 2100 and Cyber Harpie’s Pet Dragon’s ATK rises to 2400, both by its effect. Gearfried the Swordsmaster is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 1400. That ends my turn. Harpie’s Pet Lady’s ATK returns to 1100.

“I set one monster in Defense Mode,” said Joey. That ends my turn.

“I summon Amazoness Paladin (1700/300) in Attack Mode,” said Mai. Then, I remove both my Cyber Harpie’s Pet Lady and Amazoness Paladin to form Cyber Amazoness Paladin (600/1100) in Attack Mode.

“Great, another fusion to worry about. Each of her fusions are more powerful than the last,” said Joey to himself. Let me guess your monster has a special ability?

“That’s right,” said Mai. My monster gains 500 ATK points for every card in my hand.

“Let’s see… You have 3 cards in your hand so that’s…. 1500 ATK points!” said Joey shocked. Cyber Amazoness Paladin’s ATK rises to 2100. That ends my turn.

“I must summon a monster whose ATK strength is greater that her monster,” said Joey to himself. All right! It’s the Time Wizard! I summon Time Wizard (500/400) in Attack Mode. Next, I’ll activate its special ability! I call tails! Yes! It’s tails! Say goodbye to every monster on the field! Mai laughs.

“I missed the joke,” said Joey.

“My Cyber Amazoness Paladin is unaffected by any effect monsters,” said Mai.

“What? Aw man!” said Joey. I set one card face down and end my turn. Your move, Mai.

“I summon Amazoness Archer (1400/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Mai. Then, I activate Harpie’s Feather Duster, which destroys every Spell and Trap card you have on the field.

“I activate Gryphon Wing!” said Joey. This card negates your Feather Duster and destroys all of your Trap cards instead of mine.

“Cyber Amazoness Paladin, destroy his Time Wizard!” said Mai.

“You’ve just triggered my Waboku Trap card!” said Joey. Now, I don’t take any damage to my lifepoints.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Mai. Cyber Amazoness Paladin’s ATK drops to 1600. Let’s see what you’ve got kid.

To be continued…

Mai’s Harpie Fusions (Part 1)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I activate Change of Heart,” said Yami. This card allows me to control one of your monsters this turn. I take control of your Great Angus! Then, I activate Cost Down, which lowers the level of every monster in my hand by 2 levels. Next, I sacrifice your Great Angus to summon Dark Magician (2500/2100) in Attack Mode. Dark Magician, attack his lifepoints directly!

“I activate Shadow Spell!” said Kaiba. This card reduces your Magician’s ATK by 700. Dark Magician’s ATK drops to 1800.

“That ends my turn,” said Yami.

“I summon La Jinn the Mystical Genie of the Lamp (1800/1000) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I activate White Dragon Ritual, which allows me to offer monsters in my hand until the total level of the monsters is 4 or more. So I offer two monsters from my hand to summon Paladin of White Dragon (1900/1200) in Attack Mode. Then, I sacrifice my Paladin to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) in Attack Mode. That ends my turn. You’ll be devastated!

“I activate Soul Exchange,” said Yami. Now, I get to offer your monster in place of my own. I offer your Blue-Eyes to summon my Dark Magician Girl (2000/1700) in Attack Mode. Dark Magician, attack his lifepoints directly! Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 0. Since you’ve lost our duel you must leave my friends alone!

“Fine, I’ll leave them alone, for now,” said Kaiba. Suddenly, Mai shows up.

“It’s Mai!” said Joey.

“Say Joey, it’s been quite some time since we last dueled,” said Mai. How about we have a duel right now?

“Uh, sure, Mai,” said Joey. At least you’re back to normal

“I’ll go first, if you don’t mind,” said Mai. I summon Cyber Harpie Lady (1800/1300) in Attack Mode. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Joey Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I activate Elegant Egotist, which allows me to special summon Harpie Lady Sisters (1950/2100) in Attack Mode,” said Mai. Harpie Lady Sisters, destroy his Iron Knight! Gearfried is destroyed and Joey’s lifepoints drop to 3850. That ends my turn.

“I activate Monster Reborn to bring back Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Joey. Then, I sacrifice my Iron Knight to summon Jinzo (2400/1500) in Attack Mode. Jinzo, destroy her Harpie Lady Sisters! Harpie Lady Sisters is destroyed and Mai’s lifepoints drop to 3400. That ends my turn.

“I use Monster Reborn to revive your Iron Knight (1800/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Mai. Then, I sacrifice your Iron Knight and my Cyber Harpie Lady to summon Harpie’s Pet Dragon (2000/2500) in Attack Mode. Next, I activate Raigeki, which destroys every monster on your side of the field. Jinzo is destroyed. Harpie’s Pet Dragon, attack his lifepoints directly! Joey’s lifepoints drop to 1850. That ends my turn.

To be continued…

Kaiba’s Newest Monsters (Part 2)

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh…

“I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I set two cards face down and end my turn.

“I summon Luster Dragon (1900/1600) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I play the Spell card, Raigeki, which destroys all of your monsters on the field. Obnoxious Celtic Guard and Celtic Guardian the Magnet Warrior are destroyed. Luster Dragon, attack his lifepoints directly! Yami’s lifepoints drop to 2100. I set one card face down to end my turn. It’s over for you!

“I summon Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. That ends my turn. This duel is far from over, Kaiba and I will defeat you once and for all!

“How sad,” aid Kaiba. I summon Spear Dragon (1900/0) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. That ends my turn.

“I sacrifice my Big Shield Gardna to summon Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Summoned Skull, destroy his Spear Dragon! Spear Dragon is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 3400. That ends my turn.

“I summon Z-Metal Tank (1500/1300) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. Then, I use Premature Burial to revive X-Head Cannon (1800/1500) in Attack Mode. Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 2600. Then, I remove my X-Head Cannon and Y-Dragon Head from play to summon XY-Dragon Cannon (2200/1900) in Attack Mode. Finally, I remove my XY-Dragon Cannon and Luster Dragon from play to call forth XY-Luster Dragon Cannon (2050/1750) in Attack Mode. That ends my turn.

“I summon Breaker, the Magical Warrior (1600/1000) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Summoned Skull, destroy his Luster Dragon Cannon!

“I activate Ring of Destruction!” said Kaiba. Now, I select one monster on the field and the ATK of that monster is subtracted from our lifepoints. Your Magical Warrior is history! Breaker is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 1000 while Yami’s lifepoints drop to 500.

“I place one card face down and end my turn,” said Yami.

“I summon Goblin Attack Force (2300/0) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. That ends my turn.

“I reveal my Call of the Haunted Trap card,” said Yami. Now I can bring back my Magical Warrior (1600/1000) in Attack Mode. Summoned Skull, destroy his Goblin Attack Force! Goblin Attack Force is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 800. That ends my turn.

“I activate Dark Hole, which destroys every monster on the field,” said Kaiba. Breaker, Call of the Haunted and Summoned Skull are destroyed. Next, I summon Great Angus (1800/600) in Attack Mode. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I activate Shadow Spell!” said Kaiba. This card reduces yur Magician’s ATK by 700. Dark Magician’s ATK drops to 1800.

“That ends my turn,” said Yami.

To be continued…

Kaiba’s Newest Monsters (Part 1)

Yugi, Joey, Tea` and Tristin are discussing Yami’s second triumph over Marik’s Dark Side.

“That was a tough duel,” said Yugi.

“Yeah, but you pulled through and beat Marik” said Tea`

“I’m just glad he won,” said Tristin. Suddenly Kaiba sees Yugi and the gang.

“Well, well, if it isn’t the geek parade,” said Kaiba. Yugi activates the Millennium Puzzle and transforms into Yami.

“Kaiba, that’s enough!” said Yami. Leave my friends alone!

“I don’t have time to waste with you dorks, let’s go Mokuba,” said Kaiba.

“Kaiba!” said Yami. I challenge you to a duel and if I’m victorious, you leave my friends alone.

“Fine,” said Kaiba.

“I’ll go first,” said Yami. I summon Gamma the Magnet Warrior (1500/1800) in Attack Mode. Then, I set one card face down. That ends my turn.

“I summon X-Head Cannon (1800/1500) in Attack Mode,” said Kaiba. X-Head Cannon, destroy his Magnet Warrior! Gamma is destroyed and Yami’s lifepoints drop to 3700. Then, I set one card face down and end my turn.

“I summon Alpha the Magnet Warrior (1400/1700) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. Then, I activate Spellbinding Circle. This card prevents your monster from attacking as long as it’s attached to your monster. Then, I use Polymerization to fuse Celtic Guardian and Gamma the Magnet Warrior to form Celtic Guardian, the Magnet Warrior (1450/1500) in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“Why would you waste a Spell card to form that weak of a monster?” asked Kaiba. I summon Y-Dragon Head (1500/1600) in Attack Mode. Then, I activate my Deck Devastation Virus. Finally, I fuse my Trap card with my Gemini Elf and my Y-Dragon Head using Polymerization to form Y-Virus Dragon (1700/1250) in Attack Mode. Spellbinding Circle is destroyed by its effect.

“You can’t fuse Trap cards!” said Yami.

“I’m afraid I can,” said Kaiba. My Y-Virus Dragon can only be fused with Deck Devastation Virus and Y-Dragon Head. Thanks to my monster’s special ability, you are not allowed to summon a monster whose ATK is 2000 or more unless you pay 500 lifepoints. Y-Virus Dragon, destroy his Celtic Guardian the Magnet Warrior!

“I’m afraid you can’t do that,” said Yami.

“Why not?” asked Kaiba.

“My monster’s special ability prevents all monsters on your side of the field from attacking mine if your monster’s ATK is between 1700 and 2500,” said Yami.

“I set one card face down and end my turn,” said Kaiba.

“I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guard (1400/1200) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Then, I set two cards face down and end my turn.

“I summon Big Shield Gardna (100/2600) in Defense Mode,” said Yami. That ends my turn. This duel is far from over, Kaiba and I will defeat you once and for all!

To be continued…