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Ridiculed Yu-Gi-Oh Cards (Page 8)

Cards below have been recreated with humorous names and card text to reflect my actual views on them.
LOB-073
The Worthless Ancestor of Kabutops
EARTH / Beast / Level 3 / ATK 800 / DEF 1000
With no legs ond two puny arms, he tries to put on a brave face even though there's nothing he can do offensively or defensively.
COMMON
 
Comments: The Pokemon I based the name on has more potential for harm than this.  
LOB-072
The Goblin that Can't Hide His Shame
DARK / Fiend / Level 4 / ATK 1400 / DEF 1300
He wears a suit to try and look professional but even amateurs know that he has no talent whatsoever.
COMMON
 
Comments: He had more skills in the anime than he does in real life but only because of the Big Five's intervention.
LOB-071
The Trick-or-Treater with Bad Aim
DARK / Fiend / Level 5 / ATK 1380 / DEF 1930
FLIP: Well you can take a swing at a card you know nothing about and probably fail. Otherwise, congrats you wasted too much effort to get rid of 1 card.
RARE
 
Comments: Even when this card was first released it was bad. You wasted a monster that was probably not going to ger rid of anything.
LOB-068
Charcoalsaurus
EARTH / Dinosaur / Level 4 / ATK 1500 / DEF 800
He made the mistake of trying to fight a dragon and ended up cooking his own skin. Now he doesn't have a prayer.
COMMON
 
Comments: It doesn't take much to be one of the strongest Level 4 monsters in the game at the time when their opposition has in most cases under 1000 ATK.
LOB-067
The Knight as Dumb as He Looks
EARTH / Warrior-Type Fusion / Level 4 / ATK 1500 / DEF 1200
"Wimp #1" + "Wimp #2"
RARE
 
Comments: When a Normal Monster with 1500 ATK isn't good, then a Fusion with 1500 ATK and no effect is even worse.
LOB-064
One Who Can't Build a Dam
EARTH / Beast-Warrior / Level 4 / ATK 1200 / DEF 1500
He wasn't even cut out to be an ordinary beaver so he tried to be a fighter and proved equally useless.
COMMON
 
Comments: Even in the anime, he couldn't hold his own. The fact that Yami needed to power it up to make any attempt at an impact proved it was useless.
LOB-063
Halloween's Least Scary Bat
WIND / Winged Beast / Level 4 / ATK 1200 / DEF 1400
It was thought to be dangerous until its fireballs proved to lack sufficient reach, even at close range.
COMMON
 
Comments: It had very little competition that wasn't weaker so of course it was going to win and appear to be a force to be reckoned with.
LOB-061
Guaranteed Disadvantage
Normal Trap
Want an easy way to put you behind your enemy? Destroy more men you own than your opponent.
RARE
 
Comments: This was generally only useful against monsters like BEWD because back then very few monsters could stand against it but even then, we had Trap Hole, which cost you nothing.
LOB-060
Marginally Good Countermeasure
Normal Spell
It's so specific that the odds of you being able to use it are slim-to-none.
COMMON
 
Comments: Back then, there were already few Continuous Traps and most of those weren't even worth taking them off the field as they clogged one of your opponent's Spell and Trap Card Zones.
LOB-056
Self-Extinguishing Fireball
Normal Spell
Wanna feel a light burn that goes away quickly? Here you go.
COMMON
 
Comments: It was even banned in tournaments for the anime but why when cards like these do minimal damage? Joey was the only one to use it and only when Marik possessed him.  
LOB-055
World's Tiniest Burn
Normal Spell
Feel pretty much no pain whatsoever.
COMMON 
 
Comments: It was only for comical uses when Sudden Death matches in tournaments were present. 
LOB-054
Dollar Store Cure
Normal Spell
Marginally increase your chances at a full recovery.
COMMON 
 
Comments: +500 LP is never going to be a viable option. 
LOB-051
 Zeus' Weakest Thunderstorm
Field Spell
Zeus just didn't feel like throwing thunder bolts from above anymore so he opted for the easiest storm possible.
COMMON
 
Comments: Well it wasn't much of a boost anyway. Still isn't to this day.  
LOB-050
  Poseidon's Puddle
Field Spell
Eager for a drink? This area receives microscopic amounts of rain a year.
COMMON  
 
Comments: A Legendary Ocean is basically the overall better version of this card as it even has a 2nd searching card.  
LOB-049
  The Underwatered Lawn
Field Spell
Add almost no offense or defense to Warriors and Beast-Warriors.
COMMON 
 
Comments: Cards like this basically ensured long slow and dull Duels while players struggled to make any major damage on their opponent's Life Points.  
LOB-048
Pipsqueak Peak
Field Spell
Even babies can climb this mountain as it's only inches tall.
COMMON 
 
Comments: Real mountains have all kinds of dangers like death from exposure but this one? 0. 
LOB-047
The Land Where Nothing Grew
Field Spell
Nothing ever grows here and nothing ever will.
COMMON
 
Comments: We now have a better Field Spell for most if not all of the monster types this requires.
LOB-046
Weevil's Worst Trap Location Ever
Field Spell
Collectively give Insect, Plant, Beast and Beast-Warriors very little additional ATK and DEF.
COMMON
 
Comments: Weevil's actual trap for Yugi and crew in Episode 3 of the anime was far better than this but it doesn't take much to be better than this.
LOB-045
Pot of Greed's Fossilized Ancestor
Continuous Trap
Oh look, an anti-support card for the very few Dragons in this booster set.
RARE
 
Comments: It was really only useful against Red-Eyes or Blue-Eyes but they were so rare back then, they probably never saw much play.
LOB-044
Poseidon's Poorly Manufactured Trident
Equip Spell
Expecting to rule the sea with this tool? HA! You're the tool then.
SHORT PRINT COMMON
 
Comments: We wouldn't be talking about Poseidon if this is what he held. Of course, it's all mythology so there's no evidence he existed anyway.