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Nightmare Herald (2026-2027)
A blog that details "news" Pon-Evil residents want outsiders to believe took place.
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6/11/26 (Article #81) Chatrina's Caboose is Cause for Concern One of Pudgyville's sweetiest ponies has a pretty dark secret. Her butt, while massive, is made of metal inside. That means anyone she's under will get hurt. How did this town allow such an issue to come up without noticing? We'd like to give them a piece of our minds, but they probably wouldn't listen. |
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5/30/26 (Article #80) 4th Town Opens Shopping Center Ever wanted to shop in some place new? Why not start with the newest and prettiest town of all? You'll find just about everything you could ever need and there's more shopping centers coming in the future for other more limited products for that specific item you need right away. |
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5/18/26 (Article #79) Big Boss is Beautiful in Ballet Decimator in ballet? Who'd have thought our great leader was into ballet? Not us, and likely not our readers either. We have a photo of him during his first few lessons. What could've gotten into him to do such a thing and how will we survive without him? |
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5/6/26 (Article #78) Spiral Sweet Calls Confirmed Late last week, we were observing Spiral Sweet, you know, the one with the glowing navel? We found said glow to be malfunctioning, leading us to believe she's reaching out to someone far away and is really not from Bulging Curves at all. We believe she has some kind of space friend she's reaching out to. That's why it's always glowing at random times. |
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4/24/26 (Article #77) Booty Battles a Big Bust Pudgyville's ever-popular game is a giant hoax. They're not even trying to make it look convincing either. Probably don't even have big butts either. It's either a trick of the camera and/or their bad acting. Too bad everyone is so into fake butts to notice they're being tricked. |
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1/22/26 (Article #76) 4th Town Expands with Dance Studio Looking to get your boogie on? Well the 4th town is the place to be. It's called the Heavenly Dance Studio and you can learn how to dance or (if you show up at night) dance with others with their nightly parties. There's food and fun at their nightly parties too. Bring a friend at one of their parties and they'll give you a free dance lesson the next day. |
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1/10/26 (Article #75) Bulging Curves Only Supports Females Yes, it's true. The town claiming to support two sides only supports one, and it's the females. We're not sure why, but we feel they just like females or feel others will be more attracted to them. Just look at the town itself. How many males do you see? Probably none and we've verified that. |