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Jiggly Times (2026)

A blog that details the newspaper articles and events as they occur in Bulging Curves.

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6/7/26 (Article #81)
Printing Press Presents Problem
The town's oldest machine has suffered a technical issue. "We're doing our best to figure out the problem, but it's dirty work, and it keeps wanting to throw ink at us. We don't want to replace it with something more modern, even if that solves the problem because it's part of the town's legacy," commented Printy Pie. Wonder Belle said it seemed to be acting up the day before when they first started it, but found it correct itself that time.

5/26/26 (Article #80)
Depth Divas Receive Poor Reception
After about a year of their company, the plump pair is having trouble maintining customers. "Must be our business strategy, which of course is tied to ourselves. We're just sharing our expertise with others, or trying to. Perhaps we need to open up to other ideas that are similar?" stated Overflowing Love. Bouncy Love said she'd been fearful it wouldn't work out after the lackluster first month.

5/14/26 (Article #79)
Big Belly Boy Dates with Delight
Mellow Sunshine had her date last weekend and was met with much better results than before. "I think he'd either never been on a date before or with someone as into boys as I am. I even had him test the waters with me to feel fat for the first time on my end. It took him a while, but I think he's turned over a new leaf. We're going to have lots of fun together," admitted Mellow Sunshine. Vibrant Pasture said it was the sudden rush to date her that initially had him nervous.

5/2/26 (Article #78)
Bulging Boss Thief Terminated
Daisy Summer was caught with her first theft this week despite always having said desire. "It was a petty theft, probably to see what she could get away with to start and to lessen the punishment, but she's not going to escape unpunished. She made a fuss as we expected and will serve her time at the place she attempted to rob," explained Golden Rich, store owner of 'Gems and Things'.

1/30/26 (Article #77)
Tubby Transactor Finally Fixed
After giving the wrong item in return for about a year, Goldie Rain has gotten it fixed. "Would you believe a resident from Pudgyville came to help? Word is she works in the maintenance department and certainly fit our town's philosphy. I'm not sure what that magic wrench was all about though," commented Goldie Rain. Tug Turn said the main issue was the computer itself was giving faulty info and just needed a reboot.

1/16/26 (Article #76)
Fatty Female Dating First Big Boy
Mellow Sunshine has found her first male fatty to try dating. "It was a very tentative first date, mostly because I wasn't sure he was the one I wanted and vice-versa. He did seem to tick all the boxes and I'll admit I was rather hooves-on with him. Not sure whether he liked it or not," admitted Mellow Sunshine. The male pony, whom called himself Vibrant Pasture said she found him at Bouncy Swirl's Lead the Way class.

1/6/26 (Article #75)
Stuff Silly Day is Delicious
The town's new holiday called Stuff Silly Day is for nothing else than stuffing yourself silly. "For proper execution, residents weren't allowed to have much food until the event began. We made sure no discussion of food was allowed until then either so others aren't reminded of their predicament. It made the event much more enjoyable in the end," expxlained Goldie Rain. Rainbelly said she felt like she was losing weight on the spot, but was glad when the feeling disappeared that night.